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If you use sachin and retirement in the same sentence , I'll use mother and fucker in the same line.

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You cannot wake up someone who is pretending to sleep.

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@ESPNcricinfo Retired.

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@indanegasonline i had booked a refill on 27th april still the cylinder has not been delivered. NEED AN EXPLANATION!

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@VodafoneIN hi, despite paying a surplus amount on the bill, my porting request has been rejected. This is frustrating.

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Entered the keyword dangerous in YouTube to watch Michael Jackson, it displayed Dangerous khiladi 3 as a suggestion. Story of my life

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Shardul thakhur concedes 27 in 6 balls. Nothing to do with Rohit’s captaincy. Get that shit.

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Cool is when people try to copy you. Its not cool because you think its cool.

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Gujarath walk into a bar. Outside Gujarath.

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Did you know?
Usian bolt comes second only while competing with Imran tahir after he takes a wicket.

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@VodafoneIN i had paid an amount of 200 in excees just so it doesn’t hamper my number’s portability process. It was still rejected. This is annoying!

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Alcohol is a game. You are a mere participant

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Pretension is better than cure

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Every living thing is afraid.

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*borrows money*
*buys high speed internet*
* downloads confidence*

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Not replying is fun.

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Did you know?
A software developer asks the doctor to clear the browser cache if he’s told that he has piles.

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High speed internet, meet Internet explorer.

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Hello world, if there’s anyone who needs a hug right now, it’s @RGVzoomin . Please help

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It’s lot to do with the mindset.

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There’s ram in ramzan , Ali in diwali and bhosdike in chup bhosdike.

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@writtenbyDK 90*