Handle of Jack

i don’t think you can handle this WOOOO

[Handle of Jack @Handleof_jack]

If ghosts haunt places based on repeated activity, I’m def gonna be a mirror ghost but I’m just trying on my OUTFITS!!!

[Chi Ossé @OsseChi]

Tired of paying broker fees to move into a new home if you didn’t hire the broker?

My bill, the FARE Act, would end that practice forever. We’ve got 25 co-sponsors — 1 short of a MAJORITY.

Let your Council Member know that you want them to be the critical 26th sponsor today!

[Handle of Jack @Handleof_jack]

there's a little hermione in me that wants to scream FUNNER IS NOT A WORD but then i remember time, money, none of this is real

[Icona @iconawrites]

@Writer_Coyote What I have noticed is that some (not all) people in the Anglosphere do not see children as full members of the family. They are things to be managed until they can behave, not family that you bring along because you enjoy their company and want to form shared memories with them.

[Handle of Jack @Handleof_jack]

@lorettasueross @BigSquishyDM This part! I’ve also been enthralled by the Cahokia Mounds - a large city that existed in the 1100s outside of St. louis. North America was truly not the New World.

[Handle of Jack @Handleof_jack]

Everyone wants something casual and consistent and no one wants to DIE IN EACH OTHER ARMS LIKE?!?!!! what happened to romance.

[Handle of Jack @Handleof_jack]

so glad i learned how to schedule-send emails so folks don't learn of my unhinged sleep behavior

[AriZona Iced Tea @DrinkAriZona]

@netflix I skipped my son's baptism for it

[Handle of Jack @Handleof_jack]

just told myself to "turn off" my candle. technology will ruin us all.

[Handle of Jack @Handleof_jack]

How To: Stop Feeling Like A Big Baby
Step 1: IDK.

[Handle of Jack @Handleof_jack]

i just figure no one’s on twitter anymore except for @uglybugdisco

[Handle of Jack @Handleof_jack]

at new years when all the memories you regret are wiped away, so is your debt from the previous year. is this the perfect world? or perfect scenario for a tech sci fi dystopia???

[Handle of Jack @Handleof_jack]

did you know you could owe the IRS taxes from like two years ago. why don’t we get to start anew with the fiscal year!!!!!!!!

[Handle of Jack @Handleof_jack]

@uglybugdisco but yah that’s strange. i wonder if she didn’t wanna be like “i’m working it out so I get as much time at home as possible” but personally i would be like i respect that. curious of parental leave policy stuff

[Handle of Jack @Handleof_jack]

@uglybugdisco at first i was like wait why is it “the baby”

[Hideo NoHo @milesofgray]

This that pic of me and Ke Huy Quan I was talking about. I was fanning tf out here because like I said, I idolized him.

[❄ Willie Jack's Favorite Unk 🍙 @DanDanTransient]

My favorite story is when my dad went back to school in his 50s to get a degree so if he wrote a history of his nation it would be taken seriously and while there the archeology department invited him to a dig on his own rez.

[. @MarisaKabas]

louis ck played madison square garden last night. cancel culture is not real.

[daniel @lgbtvelour]

Me when Sasha Colby does literally anything #DragRace