HandsomePork

i'm a posadist

[HandsomePork @HandomestPork]

I need Medicare For All to happen so badly I can't even begin to explain.

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Just letting everyone know that Handsome Pork (Alex) passed away today. Contact his sister @hulkiiisms or cousin @ZacaryFentonBro for more information. Sorry.

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@TheSphereHunter @TiffanySymptoms

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@ceruhi so should I just link back to this each time you say sorry in discord?

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@ceruhi Nerd

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@slimyswampghost Is there a place I can stream it?

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@bumblebeep2 smaller ones about once a week then big ones every month. My neuro and I have a joke that its like i have a menstrual cycle but for my brain haha

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@bumblebeep2 at my last check in with my neurologist I hadnt had a large seizure in 3 months. 1 week later woke up covered in bruises on the floor. Its coincidence but it sure feels bad.

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@bumblebeep2 I realized a couple years ago to never talk about my chronic health issues getting better because it just leads to them immediately getting worse like im reminding my body that they exist by speaking of em.

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@cupcakelogic The demon that sits on my chest has IBS. It really stinks.

[Ilhan Omar @IlhanMN]

Stop saying “we can’t afford” Homes for All, Green New Deal or Medicare for All.

If we didn't spend trillions on endless wars and tax breaks for millionaires, we could afford to house our homeless, care for our seniors, and save our planet.

We suffer from greed, not scarcity.

[HandsomePork @HandomestPork]

Fuck anyone still doing quotes. Imagine living in a pandemic where a 9/11 of Americans die every week while the government does nothing to stop it and just starts to openly kidnap people in unmarked vans and thinking "what the people want is minor variations on unfunny tweets"

[yung zoë @yungkitty404]

Fuck anyone still doing stand up. Imagine living in a pandemic where a 9/11 of Americans die every week while the government does nothing to stop it and just starts to openly kidnap people in unmarked vans and thinking "what the people want is stand up comedy and unfunny tweets"

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@QTMisakiChi Have you watched helsing abridged on youtube?

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@GoranGligovic hopefully no kid fucking on your drunken nights out

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@cupcakelogic I would love to be able to answer this

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@cennimon I mean im all for seeing attractive people post nsfw on my timeline but if you arent doing it because its something you actually want I dont want to see that. Especially when I can just tell you my opinion to help the situation out.

[summer ᡣ𐭩ྀིྀི₊ ⊹ @summerdru]

Y’all they made a real one 😭

[HandsomePork @HandomestPork]

@cennimon I think your writing is interesting and you make good jokes on twitter.