ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠᅠ𝕼𝖚͟𝖊͟𝖊͟𝖓͟ 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢 ℒ𝔬𝔬𝔪

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝗎𝗇𝖽𝖾𝗋 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑟𝑠, 𝖺𝖻𝗈𝗏𝖾 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗌𝗂𝗅𝖾𝗇𝖼𝖾 ⸻ 𝗁𝖾𝗋 𝗍͟𝗁͟𝗋͟𝖾͟𝖺͟𝖽͟ 𝗌𝗍𝗂𝗅𝗅 𝗉𝗎𝗅𝗅𝗌 𝗁𝗂𝗆 𝗁͟𝗈͟𝗆͟𝖾͟. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

[ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠᅠ𝕼𝖚͟𝖊͟𝖊͟𝖓͟ 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢 ℒ𝔬𝔬𝔪 @HandsOfThread]

ᅟᅟᅟ
ᅟ“ My beloved? Would you like to eat outside today? It's a lovely day. ”
ᅟᅟᅟ

[ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠᅠ𝕼𝖚͟𝖊͟𝖊͟𝖓͟ 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢 ℒ𝔬𝔬𝔪 @HandsOfThread]

ᅟᅟᅟ
ᅟ“ Odysseus 💭 ”
ᅟᅟᅟ

[ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠᅠ𝕼𝖚͟𝖊͟𝖊͟𝖓͟ 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢 ℒ𝔬𝔬𝔪 @HandsOfThread]

ᅟᅟᅟ
ᅟ“ No matter how long it's been, you're mine. ”
ᅟᅟᅟ

[ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠᅠ𝕼𝖚͟𝖊͟𝖊͟𝖓͟ 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢 ℒ𝔬𝔬𝔪 @HandsOfThread]

ᅟᅟᅟ
ᅟᅟ“ Oh . . . Odysseus is busy, unfortunately . . . But he's not lost in the sea. ”
ᅟᅟᅟ

[ᅟᅟ𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗠͟𝗘͟𝗦͟𝗦͟𝗘͟𝗡͟𝗚͟𝗘͟𝗥 ᅟᅟ @WlNGEDMESSENGER]

Oh hi, Where's your husband? Not lost at sea again, I hope.

[ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠᅠ𝕼𝖚͟𝖊͟𝖊͟𝖓͟ 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢 ℒ𝔬𝔬𝔪 @HandsOfThread]

ᅟᅟᅟ
ᅟᅟ“ Hm? ”

The queen stared at him, confused.
ᅟᅟᅟ

[ᅟᅟ𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗠͟𝗘͟𝗦͟𝗦͟𝗘͟𝗡͟𝗚͟𝗘͟𝗥 ᅟᅟ @WlNGEDMESSENGER]

Her name is Penelope, she's the smartest girl in the game.

[ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠᅠ𝕼𝖚͟𝖊͟𝖊͟𝖓͟ 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢 ℒ𝔬𝔬𝔪 @HandsOfThread]

ᅟᅟᅟ
ᅟᅟ“ Me ? ”
ᅟᅟᅟ

[ᅟᅟ𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗠͟𝗘͟𝗦͟𝗦͟𝗘͟𝗡͟𝗚͟𝗘͟𝗥 ᅟᅟ @WlNGEDMESSENGER]

tell me who is Penelopeeeee?

[ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠᅠ𝕼𝖚͟𝖊͟𝖊͟𝖓͟ 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢 ℒ𝔬𝔬𝔪 @HandsOfThread]

You're always going to be my baby.

[𝐓𝑬𝑳𝑬𝑴𝑨𝑪𝑯𝑼𝑺 . @WOLFOFITHACA]

ᅠ
ᅠ
ᅠᅠᅠᅠmooom. I'm not a baby anymore. ᅠ
ᅠ
ᅠᅠᅠᅠ

[ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠᅠ𝕼𝖚͟𝖊͟𝖊͟𝖓͟ 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢 ℒ𝔬𝔬𝔪 @HandsOfThread]

I'm fine and you? How is my baby?

[𝐓𝑬𝑳𝑬𝑴𝑨𝑪𝑯𝑼𝑺 . @WOLFOFITHACA]

ᅠ
ᅠ
ᅠᅠᅠᅠmother. How are you this morning?ᅠ
ᅠ
ᅠᅠᅠᅠ

[ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠᅠ𝕼𝖚͟𝖊͟𝖊͟𝖓͟ 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢 ℒ𝔬𝔬𝔪 @HandsOfThread]

Good morning, my son.

[𝐓𝑬𝑳𝑬𝑴𝑨𝑪𝑯𝑼𝑺 . @WOLFOFITHACA]

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀“ good morning everybody. ”
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

[ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠᅠ𝕼𝖚͟𝖊͟𝖊͟𝖓͟ 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢 ℒ𝔬𝔬𝔪 @HandsOfThread]

Good morning to all, have a lovely morning.

[ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠᅠ𝕼𝖚͟𝖊͟𝖊͟𝖓͟ 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢 ℒ𝔬𝔬𝔪 @HandsOfThread]

Exactly, he only stays when something bad happens, I've seen it.

[ᅠᅠᅠᅠ𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖͟𝐈͟𝐒͟𝐄͟ 𝐎𝐍𝐄 .𝄍 @paarthenos]

⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀there has not been a single
⠀⠀⠀time since his first cry into
⠀⠀⠀this world that he has been
⠀⠀⠀quiet.
⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀

[ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠᅠ𝕼𝖚͟𝖊͟𝖊͟𝖓͟ 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢 ℒ𝔬𝔬𝔪 @HandsOfThread]

I know, but I like him talking, it's how he shows he's okay, you know? We should be worried if he's quiet...

[ᅠᅠᅠᅠ𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖͟𝐈͟𝐒͟𝐄͟ 𝐎𝐍𝐄 .𝄍 @paarthenos]

⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀your husband is annoying
⠀⠀⠀and talks too much, queen
⠀⠀⠀of ithaca.
⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀

[ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠᅠ𝕼𝖚͟𝖊͟𝖊͟𝖓͟ 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢 ℒ𝔬𝔬𝔪 @HandsOfThread]

Don't say that, my Lady . . .

[ᅠᅠᅠᅠ𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖͟𝐈͟𝐒͟𝐄͟ 𝐎𝐍𝐄 .𝄍 @paarthenos]

⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀. . . i should have left
⠀⠀⠀him at sea.
⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀

[𝐌elanthius @IthacasShepherd]

⠀⠀https://t.co/NYX94NTm1U ' ')

[ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠᅠ𝕼𝖚͟𝖊͟𝖊͟𝖓͟ 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢 ℒ𝔬𝔬𝔪 @HandsOfThread]

Don't go, I'm joking with you Melanthius. I couldn't resist.

[𝐌elanthius @IthacasShepherd]

⠀ ⠀
⠀ ⠀— ⠀ . . . I'm going to take care of the goats, excuse me.
⠀ ⠀

[ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠᅠ𝕼𝖚͟𝖊͟𝖊͟𝖓͟ 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢 ℒ𝔬𝔬𝔪 @HandsOfThread]

Sometimes, traumatizing Melanthius is funny.

[ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠᅠ𝕼𝖚͟𝖊͟𝖊͟𝖓͟ 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢 ℒ𝔬𝔬𝔪 @HandsOfThread]

Understandable, my dear. Well, think of it this way, I don't need to talk about missing him anymore, I can finally have my beloved and his delicious thighs to myself.

[𝐌elanthius @IthacasShepherd]

⠀ ⠀
⠀ ⠀— ⠀ You aren't, your majesty. I enjoy spending time with you, but I fear I'm not the best with. . . This kind of subjects.
⠀ ⠀

[ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠᅠ𝕼𝖚͟𝖊͟𝖊͟𝖓͟ 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢 ℒ𝔬𝔬𝔪 @HandsOfThread]

Oh Melanthius I'm sorry for pestering you . . .

[𝐌elanthius @IthacasShepherd]

⠀ ⠀
⠀ ⠀— ⠀ We know, your majesty. Everyone here knows.
⠀ ⠀

[ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠᅠ𝕼𝖚͟𝖊͟𝖊͟𝖓͟ 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢 ℒ𝔬𝔬𝔪 @HandsOfThread]

Sorry, I ended up getting excited, I missed him . . .

[𝐌elanthius @IthacasShepherd]

⠀ ⠀
⠀ ⠀— ⠀ Please don't make the queen talk about her husband. Last time we had to listen to a very detailed talk about the king and his thighs.
⠀ ⠀