ᴀꜱʜᴇʀ.

ɪꜰ ʏᴏᴜ ʟɪᴋᴇ ɪᴛ, ʏᴏᴜ ʟɪᴄᴋ ɪᴛ. ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴏɴᴇ ᴋɴᴏᴡꜱ ᴛʜᴀᴛ. | ᴍᴄ | ʀᴘ | ᴀᴅᴜʟᴛꜱ ᴏɴʟʏ | #ᴛʜᴜɴᴅᴇʀ #ꜱᴋᴄ

[ᴀꜱʜᴇʀ. @HandsOffMyDick]

“ꜱᴏᴍᴇᴛɪᴍᴇꜱ, ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜʀᴏᴡ ɪᴛ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ꜰᴜᴄᴋ ɪᴛ ʙᴜᴄᴋᴇᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ᴍᴏᴠᴇ ᴏɴ.”

• ᴀꜱʜᴇʀ ᴍᴀᴛᴛʜᴇᴡꜱ •

| ᴍᴄ | ʀᴘ | ᴀᴅᴜʟᴛꜱ ᴏɴʟʏ | #ᴛʜᴜɴᴅᴇʀ |

[ᴀꜱʜᴇʀ. @HandsOffMyDick]

Well, shit.

A year later.

[ᴀꜱʜᴇʀ. @HandsOffMyDick]

@AndiJonesWalsh I feel like I need to unplug every few weeks.

[ᴀꜱʜᴇʀ. @HandsOffMyDick]

Been having a breather from here, and you know what? It feels good.

[ᴀꜱʜᴇʀ. @HandsOffMyDick]

This goes for here, too.

[𝘚𝘢𝘺𝘭𝘰𝘳. @SheIsAWildfire]

I have a bunch of accounts open for stories. Wolves, humans, hunters and cops. Males and females. Hit me up. Let’s plot.

[ᴀꜱʜᴇʀ. @HandsOffMyDick]

For all the idiots who say “St Patty” instead of what it actually is.

If I see it, you’re getting titty twisted. I don’t care if you’re male or female.

Or even worse, if you’re playing an Irish character and you say it. You’ll get thundercunted.

[ᴀꜱʜᴇʀ. @HandsOffMyDick]

One more day until the weekend.

[𝘉𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘦. @PainLkeDiamonds]

“I don’t have an attitude, I have standards.”

☆ Billie ‘Ball Buster’ Bishop.
☆ Bar owner, boss lady.
☆ A little bit spicy.
☆ Walls so high, you’ll need a ladder to climb them.
☆ Adrenaline Junkie.

| Mature RP | Adult Content | #Lightning

[ᴀꜱʜᴇʀ. @HandsOffMyDick]

Happy Friday!

[ᴀꜱʜᴇʀ. @HandsOffMyDick]

@DarkerHunger @YankMyHalo It is. I promise.

[ᴀꜱʜᴇʀ. @HandsOffMyDick]

He’s so romantic he actually nearly killed @YankMyHalo. Fucker let her drown.

[ᴅʀ. ᴡᴀᴋᴇꜰɪᴇʟᴅ. @DarkerHunger]

— INTERACTION CALL —

🔪 Like for a starter
🔪 Psychiatrist
🔪 Serial Killer
🔪 Stalker
🔪 Romantic
🔪 Mature Roleplay

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ♡ + ↻

[𝐆𝐮𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐌𝐨𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞. @ThisIsMyIllMind]

I have a list of men here I want to bed and never have and don’t think I’ll ever actually leave forever until I do.

And no, you can’t know who is on it.

[ᴀꜱʜᴇʀ. @HandsOffMyDick]

𝘍𝘰𝘳𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘶𝘯. ☀️

[ᴀꜱʜᴇʀ. @HandsOffMyDick]

Sick as fuck, so I’m in bed watching hospital shows. A 23 year old just died in an RTA.

Consider me depressed as hell, too.

[ᴀꜱʜᴇʀ. @HandsOffMyDick]

@ViciousChaos_ I wouldn’t fall asleep. You might stab me in the eye.

[ᴀꜱʜᴇʀ. @HandsOffMyDick]

We made it. We fucking made it.

[ᴀꜱʜᴇʀ. @HandsOffMyDick]

The sweet taste of the weekend is so close.

[ᴀꜱʜᴇʀ. @HandsOffMyDick]

Some things never change.

[ᴀꜱʜᴇʀ. @HandsOffMyDick]

Typos, man.

[ᴀꜱʜᴇʀ. @HandsOffMyDick]

If it doesn’t work the first time, it’s not going to work the second, third or fourth time around.

You lose another shred of dignity every time you go back to what is bad for you.

No amount of crazy pussy is worth that.

[ᴀꜱʜᴇʀ. @HandsOffMyDick]

@ViciousChaos_ @BiteMyFeathers There are an extensive list of Thunders, you’d be exhausted.