Handsome Goat

Lock up your goats, sheep, dogs, deer, or whatever, I'm a delightful specimen

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#thebodyguard I miss the Home Secretary, she was a bit kinky and rustled my jimmies

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@AmyDentata Guilty as charged

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@Independent It's just my groupies, they'll calm down when I leave

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@Nassiya_ I agree

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@bertie_lakeland I'm in love 😍

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@jeffcofairwv If he was drunk it's probably my uncle Burt

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@RicFlairNatrBoy @jtimberlake Sounds like my kinda night!

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@Antxny876 I'm not smart, but look mighty fine

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@_meganhickey Mine is to hold a Grammy

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@HollyH I've got bad hearing though

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@nerak0331 I've got three peckers and I'm toasty!

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@LittleMix How about a nice song about goats?

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@RealSkipBayless Goats don't count in the GOAT debate

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@david__belle My bladder is full

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@trent_thompson0 I'm wearing them now

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@funnyhix I pooped in her handbag

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@nocap_el @1NoCap Yeah!!! Free the goat!!!

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@MEEchelleO Yay I can sleep in peace again

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@x_daija This goat is a god 😎

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@xxEllyNotxx Yeah sorry I had to pee