Allan Brown

[Allan Brown @HandsomeAL1982]

@TomFM_YT Disco Stu - Blind as a bat but an unbelievable goalkeeping coach! He proudly wears pea green under armour as he nurtures the next generation of warriors between the sticks!

[Allan Brown @HandsomeAL1982]

@TomFM_YT Owen Hender, a proud Scotsman who by no fault of his own ended up in Hartlepool, and worked his way up through the grassroots via Hull and Nottingham #JockBall

[Allan Brown @HandsomeAL1982]

@TomFM_YT Sticky - A cocky son of a gun, a ladies man with highlights in his hair, think Brian McFadden but with more tactical nouse, if you don’t find him climbing out a married ladies bedroom window you’ll find him studying the form of Grimsby right back ahead of the derby!

[Allan Brown @HandsomeAL1982]

@TomFM_YT His back room team are a bunch of absolute rapscallions who work hard but play harder if you know what I mean?!

[Allan Brown @HandsomeAL1982]

@TomFM_YT His catchphrase is “ya pack a bastards”

[Allan Brown @HandsomeAL1982]

@TomFM_YT I forgot to say, he loves crisp sandwiches!

[Allan Brown @HandsomeAL1982]

@sid_lambert LeTissiers penalties were ‘cheating on your wife penalties’… Julian Dick’s penalties were ‘LeTissier I caught you sleeping with my wife penalties”

[Allan Brown @HandsomeAL1982]

@Whotfismick Dave Cook @Dave_Cook89

[Allan Brown @HandsomeAL1982]

@HEY_____O @TheCinesthetic Nahhh, RocknRolla as the 3rd. 😘

[Allan Brown @HandsomeAL1982]

@mikehoffmann Course

[Allan Brown @HandsomeAL1982]

@ChrisColeman3D @CostaCoffee You ok Big Dog? If you need to talk to anyone I’m here. 👌

[Allan Brown @HandsomeAL1982]

@gunsnrosesgirl3 I’ve never been in that situation but I’ll but it in the holster

[Allan Brown @HandsomeAL1982]

@Breezy88449 @cooltechtipz Stop griping and go and get me a bag of limes!!!!!!

[Allan Brown @HandsomeAL1982]

@HEY_____O @AdamSandler It’s a gruelling watch!

And without a doubt never needs watching by anyone again!

Don’t get seduced by the first 30 seconds of hilarity

[Allan Brown @HandsomeAL1982]

That is the worst film ever!

[Owen Hender @HEY_____O]

@ilovenostalgia

[Allan Brown @HandsomeAL1982]

@DaveFoster1121 @TheAthletic Haha! “I hate going to work at the call centre every day but I mean this is the call centre world championships…”

[Allan Brown @HandsomeAL1982]

@RomfordTipster @sportbible My boy @Breezy88449 has landed a hole in one in his Golf and a 147 in snooks. He’s an absolute numpty but surely he’s in limited company… his bowling is terrible like, the only Turkey he dined on is his Nigella recipe brined bird once a year at crimbo.

[Boro Memories @boro_memories]

Jeff Stelling launched this impassioned defence of the town of Middlesbrough during Soccer Saturday in October 2007. Legend 🙌👑

[Allan Brown @HandsomeAL1982]

@bernieslaven @Dave_Cook89 has been waiting for this opportunity to cross the pundit picket line!!