Handsome Dick Masterson

America's Wingman, Writer, American Zeitgeist, dedicated homme vivant. Host of The Dick Show. Parody.

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Now look at you.

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@HandsomeDickM Man, I want some Dick. I think I need it.

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. @JLPtalk good seeing you a couple of a weeks ago.

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Most importantly, remain handsome at all times.

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@LABasedComedian America needs to remain handsome.

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Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaahhh!

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Thanks to all of the #DickHeads who were at Road Rage Vegas!

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Rank the Rampage movies from @UweBollRaw from bad to shit. I rate it 1. The Rampage Strikes Back 2. Return of the Rampage 3. Revenge Of The Rampage 4. A New Rampage 5. The Phantom Rampage 6. Rampage of the Clones 7. The Rampage Awakens 8. The Last Rampage @richard_kyanka

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I figured your neck was hurting because you were trying to keep your head up since you were watching @UweBollRaw movies and kept falling asleep. https://t.co/OkRhdwXsTU

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Hey @UweBollRaw take note. https://t.co/iQuQPG5TFh

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Well this is devastating.

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@UweBollRaw Call into the show next Sunday.

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Big screen tv in The Dick Show control room. Live shot of the show now.

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We are live. I have Jamie on now. @standwithdick

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Lowtax, myself, and @UweBollRaw are starting movie critic podcast together. @richard_kyanka

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I tweeted 1 picture of @Boneitis and it has the most traffic out of any of my tweets by at least x15. I didn't realize he had such a powerful furry army.

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45 minutes until I go live. We have a big show today.

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Thanks for showing up to the stream guys.