Wil Fiorentino

Humor. I put that s*** on everything.

[Wil Fiorentino @HangryWil]

@49ersKyle It's not over, but it's not a game until our defense shows up.

[Wil Fiorentino @HangryWil]

Just watched @FirstTake talk about the @49ers game. You would have thought the Cowboys beat themselves. Barely mentioned the 49ers. Wild

[Starfield @StarfieldGame]

We're giving away a limited-edition #Starfield @amdgaming GPU and CPU! Follow and repost for a chance to win - a winner will be messaged on August 30!

Rules: https://t.co/KuFwVsEUHo

[Wil Fiorentino @HangryWil]

@UPS, your agents are either liars or incompetent. Been waiting for my @lenovo laptop since Friday, told my address is missing apt. Called 5 times to correct, and they've unsuccessfully delivered 2x because your system can't or won't fix it. About to cancel my order. Do better.

[Wil Fiorentino @HangryWil]

@SpotifyCares Not sure how, but the issue seemed to clear itself up. Thanks for reaching out.

[Wil Fiorentino @HangryWil]

My podcasts are not playing, help https://t.co/g5hehmBTYD

[Wil Fiorentino @HangryWil]

@CMKevinCRiley My mother and cousin are also retired public school educators. They worked hard with a promise that they could retire with quality health care @NYCCouncil, amend the administrative code now.

[Wil Fiorentino @HangryWil]

@CMKevinCRiley I'm a public school educator and my colleagues, my family and I deserve quality health care. @NYCCouncil, amend the administrative code now.

[Wil Fiorentino @HangryWil]

My podcasts are not playing, help https://t.co/g5hehmBm95

[Wil Fiorentino @HangryWil]

What's it like to watch a football game without losing a significant player to injury? Please let me know, because as a 49ers fan, I have forgotten.

[Wil Fiorentino @HangryWil]

@jordonaut Yeah... I queation this. I got 13, and I'm definitely not Southern, unless you want to go as far south as the Caribbean.

[Wil Fiorentino @HangryWil]

Without a doubt, my favorite character interaction so far. These two are my favorites. I could watch them all day.

My favorite exchange?
Crisjen - Don't call me that. I'm a member of Parliament, not your favorite stripper.
Amos - You could be both. 😂😂

[Wil Fiorentino @HangryWil]

@ilajnam 🤣🤣 We've GOT to do better than this.

[Wil Fiorentino @HangryWil]

To my Twitter peeps and Tik-tokers:

Why isn't there a dance for the process of drying your hands after applying 3.8 metric tons of hand sanitizer, or as my students call it "hanitizer"?

[Wil Fiorentino @HangryWil]

@amandasaenzz @jordonaut OK, I'mma say it. That is NOT how to treat flan. This man is a monster.

[Wil Fiorentino @HangryWil]

@jordonaut @amelielamont OK, so real talk, the first thing I did was to Google whether flan is a cake or a pie (it is neither) 😂😂

Surprisingly hard choice there.

[Wil Fiorentino @HangryWil]

@VaGyver Was today years old when I realized that wasn't the case.

[Wil Fiorentino @HangryWil]

And for the record, white QBs (Brett Favre, Carson Palmer, Carson Wentz, Matthew Stafford, etc.) seem to catch MUCH less flak when they demand a trade or complain publicly.
Black athletes are people, not property or trading cards to be bought and sold at a whim.

[Wil Fiorentino @HangryWil]

ESPN called it the "Lebronification" of the NFL and I am here for it. And to be clear, I mean I am here for black QBs and black players standing up and asking for what they need or taking their talents elsewhere, as employees in most other industries are free to do.

[Wil Fiorentino @HangryWil]

@jordonaut Of course, our talks aren't complete without mentioning football uniforms... and Hammer pants?? 😂😂