Hank 🇺🇲

Hello, you've come to this hell of an account. I'm American and happy to be so, I hate communists and fascists. I hereby claim Lady V.

[Hank 🇺🇲 @HankGuns]

@KequeMage Don't lie, you have 17.8k followers. If you are going to go talk about the operation where thousands sacrificed themselves for the world and their country, be honest and don't lie or get the actual information.

[Kama @Kama_Kamilia]

Marines gonna be fighting over those in Walmart

[Bunts @soylennial]

when I'm legitimately dead but I overhear the doctor say "his kidney could save a trans persons life"

[Hoosier Captain @hoosier_captain]

Basically my timeline the last 2 days

[Straight Florida @StraightFlorida]

Caught dead to rights on bodycam throwing a man off a bridge. 😳

The second the cop gets out and pulls his gun, this dude immediately hits him with the classic: “He jumped! I ain’t do nothing!”

My guy… the cop literally watched you launch that man like a redneck shot put. The victim is doing the backstroke in the river trying to survive, and you’re standing there doing the “Dindu Nuffin” special right in front of bodycam footage.

Zero accountability. Zero remorse. Just straight denial while the evidence is both on camera and splashing around in the water below.

The lack of self-awareness is actually comedic at this point. 🤦

[Ev Hand @Evan_Hand]

Americans and Europeans are beefing with each other this week after a viral tweet said that US stadiums have no aesthetic Well… here’s what I have to say about that #TikTokCampaign #soccertiktok

[Hank 🇺🇲 @HankGuns]

@ReviewsPossum Can we use this as proof that @Hatemonger_ is gay?
@HihgerCommand can we?

[Possum Reviews @ReviewsPossum]

You know what's funny?

Space King is one of the few recent pieces of Western media that's overtly and unapologetically made "for men", and it leans so hard into masculinity that it's intrinsic to the humor.

It still has female fans.

[Hank 🇺🇲 @HankGuns]

@sippicup2 Woomp fucking woomp.
I hope they send his ass to death row.

[autist @litteralyme0]

minecraft squared

[Noir Sharky @spaceshark23]

This is the world John Hammond wanted

[Hank 🇺🇲 @HankGuns]

Would like to point out Americans who founded those towns were from the colonies also New York was named by the British and New Orleans by the French.

[katto @CatsPlayHashi]

🇺🇸: "I live in St. Petersburg"

🇪🇺: "Oh, you're Russian?"

🇺🇸: "No, southerner from Florida."

🇺🇸: "My friend lives in Athens"

🇪🇺: "Greece?"

🇺🇸: "New York."

🇺🇸: "I have relatives in Alexandria"

🇪🇺: "E-Egypt..?"

🇺🇸: "..."

🇪🇺: "..."

🇺🇸: "Alexandria, state of Virginia...."

[Goy Gems @GoyGems]

"Squidward Gets Cancelled" by Colaws & @yvngkaner

[tidux @skibidiblazor]

[your post has been scheduled for 11:59:59 PM EDT, July 3, 2026]

[csAlfredo @That_CS_Alfredo]

My roommate "helped" me move and I don't think a American soldier has destroyed this many Iraqi tanks since the Battle of 73 Easting

[Oilfield Rando @Oilfield_Rando]

It’s neat how everybody built America except Americans

[꧁ᬊᬁ 𝑨𝒍𝒍𝒖 𝑷𝒂𝒕𝒓𝒐𝒏𝒊𝒂ᬊ᭄꧂ @AlluPatronia]

Wouldn't the existence of Satanic magic imply that the witch hunts were justified?

[Doc Strangelove @DocStrangelove2]

Eugene Stoner dumping the belt on the Stoner 86 at the hip while wearing a suit is insanely baller.