Hank Crooks

HEGZ

[Hank Crooks @HankHoagie]

My brain’s the burger and my heart’s the coal

[Hank Crooks @HankHoagie]

Rastafari show I the way

[Hank Crooks @HankHoagie]

SHE ONLY CUMZ WHEN SHES ON TOPPP

[Low Vibrational Zoe 🇭🇹 @LowLifeZoe]

Fuck a nude send me a boomerang of you swinging your titty like a helicopter blade

[Hank Crooks @HankHoagie]

Who’s trying to come drink some bourbon?

[Hank Crooks @HankHoagie]

“Sometimes life gets fucked up, that’s why we get fucked up”

[Hank Crooks @HankHoagie]

16 lines to make me feel fine ;)

[Hank Crooks @HankHoagie]

@anti___khrist Damn right

[swaghag222 @anti___khrist]

Hail PBR

[Hank Crooks @HankHoagie]

If I get another political ad on Instagram I’m gonna freak the fuck out

[Hank Crooks @HankHoagie]

I might go to @Passafire at The Basement in Columbus, OH - Oct 25 https://t.co/7EhxhWQUDq

[Hank Crooks @HankHoagie]

Elephant Jizz is going for 2 grand a load. 💸

[John McAfee @officialmcafee]

How to prepare for work. Mixology 201:

[Hank Crooks @HankHoagie]

Fuck Twitter ;)

[Hank Crooks @HankHoagie]

You want a beer? It will help you find a place to put your cock!

[Ed Krassenstein @EdKrassen]

Elon Musk smokes pot on Joe Rogan's podcast and Tesla stock plunges 9%.

Donald Trump tears innocent children from their parents' arms, and throws them in cages, and his approval rating goes up.

If you don't think there is a problem with American morality right now, you're nuts

[Hank Crooks @HankHoagie]

I rated Mike Love at Rumba Cafe ★★★★★ via Bandsintown https://t.co/WC7zQm9ZP9

[Hank Crooks @HankHoagie]

Seven different types of coconut, one people

[Hank Crooks @HankHoagie]

I might go to Mike Love at Rumba Cafe in Columbus, OH - Aug 29 https://t.co/WC7zQm9ZP9

[Hank Crooks @HankHoagie]

I might go to @wizkhalifa at KS 107.5 Summer Jam 21: Wiz Khalifa / Rae Sremmurd in Greenwood Village, CO... https://t.co/3NtrTBy6lv