Hank Powell

[Hank Powell @HankPowellFBT]

Up late and I can’t help but think that Travis hunter absolutely robbed Ashton Jeanty of a once in a lifetime deserving CFB RB Heisman. Coach Prime hype train derailed the only kid who’s ever AVERAGED 8 yards per carry.
PT.1

[Hank Powell @HankPowellFBT]

Popping tums like juice popped percs. Rip the goat. #survailthisIBS

[Hank Powell @HankPowellFBT]

Ripping the drawls off an in-n-out double double…extra spread. #fuckflock

[Hank Powell @HankPowellFBT]

Positively snake bitten by girls who neglected dogs and have fake eyelashes. Couldn’t even tell the eyebrows were yatted. #fuckflock #USA250 #Sharonplease

[Jeff O’lark @JeffOlark]

Apologies to my many followers. The ultimate liberal, Elon musk, changed my password without my knowledge but we are so back. #liberalX #ElongatedMuscrat #fuckbigtech

[Hank Powell @HankPowellFBT]

It’s someone’s last day with 10 fingers. Drink accordingly. #JPP

[Hank Powell @HankPowellFBT]

Maybe the real blessing was the mass surveillance we made along the way. #fuckflock #redlightfreak

[Hank Powell @HankPowellFBT]

On vicelord I cannot fathom being in your tax bracket. I stopped working years ago just to kneel out the clock. I’m up 21 in the fourth quarter. #percRodgers

[Hank Powell @HankPowellFBT]

Putting plasma donation center in the middle of a casino. It’s blood-in blood-out. 10x your life. #goodatbusiness

[Hank Powell @HankPowellFBT]

Tomahawk the Amex from high ground and watch it decapitate my opp. I insist you keep up. #USopen

[Hank Powell @HankPowellFBT]

Today’s mission, aggressively transfer wealth from my employer to my landlord. Sharon call me seriously I just want to talk.

[Hank Powell @HankPowellFBT]

I like my women the way I like my country music… Waylon. #ayúdame

[Hank Powell @HankPowellFBT]

Your stick family on the back of your minivan can’t make me un-drink those 12 Applebees long islands. #mustardandmayo

[Hank Powell @HankPowellFBT]

Had too much again last night. I went crazy and bent my SunSetter retractable awning. #worldcup

[Hank Powell @HankPowellFBT]

Do not eat the clam chowder at the Lexus December to remember sales event. My ankle hair won’t grow back. #spacex #IPO

[Hank Powell @HankPowellFBT]

@JeffOlark
Please report back in Q2 earnings asap. Shareholders are requesting “tricks on it” #FREETAYK

[Hank Powell @HankPowellFBT]

UPDATE: Maduro’s vape was between the couch cushions. Trump has issued a threat promising “total decimation of all Venezuelan facilities of war”.

[Hank Powell @HankPowellFBT]

BREAKING: Nicolas Maduro has asked Donald Trump to please stand up. There’s a chance he’s sitting on his geek bar.
More to come.

[Hank Powell @HankPowellFBT]

Richer than a bloomin’ onion. O’Leary left his flops on my PJ. #dogsout

[Hank Powell @HankPowellFBT]

No sundresses in sight. Just Air Force’s and oversized jorts. Buncha’ Stone Cold Steve Austins. #throatadatacenter