Hank Silver

Bald Stand-Up Comedian

[Hank Silver @HankSilver3]

@TonyBokhoven @GoRaceMIR @NHRA

[Hank Silver @HankSilver3]

Wild hot takes from Shirley Muldowny today @GoRaceMIR @NHRA today 😂 Give up on your dreams, crew chiefs are overpaid, and fuck em all pretty much. Even with the parts I disagree with it’s refreshing to hear someone actually just saying how they feel

[Hank Silver @HankSilver3]

@TonyBokhoven @GoRaceMIR @NHRA I might have to come to Knoxville in August now, we have unfinished business since you DROPPED them last time

[Hank Silver @HankSilver3]

Second race of the @NHRA countdown and I’m just thankful for @Jason_Galvin the man truly knows what he’s talking about and what we fans want to hear.

[Hank Silver @HankSilver3]

Gotta be honest, the TV show is one thing, but if you’re watching on their .tv stream it’s a lot more jarring. Between the on-air talent and the actual cut of the show, paying $175/year directly to them feels like I’m being robbed.

[J.R. Todd @JRTodd373]

The professionalism on the mics in our sport is rather mind blowing

[J.R. Todd @JRTodd373]

The professionalism on the mics in our sport is rather mind blowing

[Hank Silver @HankSilver3]

@DeeJayTnyce Definitely, which I like this starting lineup. It puts the legacy MCU down a peg but that’s needed to set up the X-Men and F4 to really shine properly for once

[Hank Silver @HankSilver3]

Watching @NHRA if I could pay double for an @AlTucci5 call of the other 4 pro classes every race I would. He brings the excitement from the track and then allows room for your standard info guy

Al Tucci and Brian Lohnes together would be BEeeaauutiul just like a Smokey burnout.

[Hank Silver @HankSilver3]

“Please tell me if you’re a child in a public forum so I can pretend to be nicer than I actually am” is such a crazy way to expose your stupidity

[Brett Griffin @SpotterBrett]

Date of Birth now required on all tweets sent to me. Still a lot of folks out there trolling away.

😂😂

Have a great hump day.

🐫

[Hank Silver @HankSilver3]

These kind of people exist everywhere in motorsport. Then folks have the audacity to ask why it’s so hard to find new talent.

There’s kids out there hanging on to a last thread of hope asking questions like this. And if given the chance they’d outwork you and appreciate it more

[Brett Griffin @SpotterBrett]

If you’re having to ask it’s probably not the job for you.

[Hank Silver @HankSilver3]

It just feels right. Something about the way this man can jaw about the sport sells it to me so much more. @PROPromotions_ #SuperStarShootout is so good on @FloRacing . Really shows how much a broadcast can live or die on the commentary, and boy it's alive right now.

[Krista Baldwin @KristaBaldwin_]

Does anyone else feel at home listening to Mike Dunn on the mic for the @PROPromotions_ #SuperStarShootout?? It’s like being a kid again 🤣

[Hank Silver @HankSilver3]

Nuts to me these guys haven’t implemented a funny car style hatch on the roof.

[John Trent Racing @JFTrentRacing]

Brian Shirley's car turns into a fireball as he was leading during Heat 3. He evacuated the car and is ok.

[Hank Silver @HankSilver3]

@Cam3arl @PrizePicks @MightyMouse Absolute SCAM

[Hank Silver @HankSilver3]

@PrizePicks @MightyMouse ummmmmmm I don't think so.

[Hank Silver @HankSilver3]

@DeeJayTnyce X-men 97 was great, but now Beau DeMayo is out. Deadpool and Wolverine giving them the best platform to reset and rebuild yet they’re about to hit us in the mouth with garbage for 5 years.

When James Gunn gets the DCU poppin’ this is gonna be an all time crash out for Marvel

[Hank Silver @HankSilver3]

@Dragracemayhem Yeah, but if it was treated and scheduled in place of pro stock that may not be the case. As long as it’s announced and scheduled as a support class it’ll be treated no better than sportsman

[Hank Silver @HankSilver3]

Hot take: The fans paid to spend their time there. If they exodus during certain things, it means it’s time to work to give them a reason not to.

And “The racing’s good” doesn’t count. The sport is ultimately built more around spectacle and stories than competition.

I think…

[Mighty Mack @MightyMack03]

Your weekly reminder to stop the mass exodus. Support the pro stock and the bikes.

#NHRA #Route66Nats

[Hank Silver @HankSilver3]

@Dragracemayhem Yeah… on Saturday like my previous tweet. Good idea, awful execution. Especially since VMP as long as I’ve been alive has only ever gone rain free for an ADRL event 😂

[Hank Silver @HankSilver3]

Trying something new (without the expensive gimmick) would be going to a 3 qualifying rounds on Friday and racing on Saturday format. With both days concluding with rounds at night. Then we truly see the fastest runs at the climax of each day.

[Drag Racing Mayhem @Dragracemayhem]

Fans - "NHRA doesn't try anything new It's same old same old

NHRA - "Adds 2 4 wide races a year"

Fans - "I hate dis 4 wide not real racin blah blah blah"

Seriously, some people need to make up their minds be happy the sport was willing to do something different

#NHRA