Marlboro Man

he/him

[Marlboro Man @HankTheDank44]

This is the worst photo I've ever seen. Reply back with yours!

[Marlboro Man @HankTheDank44]

@johnbabyyy @pilliamcosby He had a sketch comedy show, it was pretty funny

[Marlboro Man @HankTheDank44]

This year I'm going as sexy Derrick Chauvin for Halloween

[Marlboro Man @HankTheDank44]

@pilliamcosby Fuck off

[Marlboro Man @HankTheDank44]

@india try putting pepperoni, cheese and pizza sauce in a samosa you'll love it i promise

[Marlboro Man @HankTheDank44]

I piss in the pool and I'm proud of it. I usually don't even want to swim. I just drink a bunch of water and go to town.

[Marlboro Man @HankTheDank44]

@pilliamcosby Sweet dildo bro

[Marlboro Man @HankTheDank44]

Having an exam at 9pm on a Friday isn't technically a hate crime, but its as bad/worse

[Marlboro Man @HankTheDank44]

Instead of telling a girl I'm going to cum I'm just gonna pop off a quick tweet

[Marlboro Man @HankTheDank44]

@pilliamcosby "With no mass layoffs" nice virtue signaling dick

[Marlboro Man @HankTheDank44]

April 2021: you go to a bar- Bill Gates is outside with a scanner checking for your microchip confirming you've had the vaccine. If you don't, you aren't allowed in. Also Mark Zuckerberg shadowbans your Facebook.

[Marlboro Man @HankTheDank44]

Hopefully they let put Bobby Shmurda soon so he can start working on a cure

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Epstein-Barr syndrome sounds like a conspiracy but apparently its a real thing and it's related to herpes

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Apparently the dark web and incognito mode are different

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Strava but for jerking off

[Marlboro Man @HankTheDank44]

At the doctor's office, had to argue that my vehicle was under 6'6" to get in the parking garage. They should get a taller person in charge of that task

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Both these candidates need to be drug tested. Don't care about the results. Just want to see them pee in a cup

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Being hungover is sometimes kind of nice

[Marlboro Man @HankTheDank44]

I bet @stylebender got his right tit surgically enhanced to distract opponents

[Marlboro Man @HankTheDank44]

Lets go @stylebender !!! #UFC253