Jarred Hankee

Shred on and bird up.

[Jarred Hankee @Hankee522]

@tyleryoung22 I was hoping she got whacked the entire time.

[Jarred Hankee @Hankee522]

Picture this. A dog show. But all the judges have severe pet allergies.

[Jarred Hankee @Hankee522]

@Roblecop @dbaroneTV Worth it. You’re getting high quality friendship.

[Jarred Hankee @Hankee522]

@tashaamoyer Oh, knock it off.

[Jarred Hankee @Hankee522]

@dbaroneTV I might be in luck, it just says hamms light.

[Jarred Hankee @Hankee522]

@tashaamoyer Just move there already.

[Steve Austin @steveaustinBSR]

3:16 Day

Was a good day. Thank you.

[Jarred Hankee @Hankee522]

@AnthonyGreen I love you.

[Jarred Hankee @Hankee522]

@chrischmo8 is selling used colostomy bags cheap. Hit him up.

[Jarred Hankee @Hankee522]

@mjdfgs Can I borrow it after the election?

[Jarred Hankee @Hankee522]

@tashaamoyer I recommend upgrading to a dumpster.

[JAUZ @Jauzofficial]

mood

[sopranos out of context @oocsopranos]

the only christopher we acknowledge is moltisanti

[Jarred Hankee @Hankee522]

@tashaamoyer Haha. No.

[Jarred Hankee @Hankee522]

Had a dream last night that I was wearing maroon crocs. It was one of the best dreams I had in a long time.

[Jarred Hankee @Hankee522]

Rattlesnake roundup.

[Circa Survive @circasurvive]

Oddly enough this is not the first time that @davidblaine has based a stunt off of one of our albums.

[Jarred Hankee @Hankee522]

@MarlenaSchnyder You won’t regret it.

[Jarred Hankee @Hankee522]

@tyleryoung22 https://t.co/05K7SdPHv4

[Jarred Hankee @Hankee522]

Could you imagine going to a bar and ordering a Coors Light.