Hank, The Destroyer of Nice Things

I’m Hank, & I’m a blue harlequin Great Dane doofus. I have a brother - Stan, the Stanasaurus. Together, we are Stanky... and we follow back... for bacon. 🥓 🤤

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This is Malcolm. He was adopted this week after spending 279 days at a Michigan shelter. It just occurred to him that he's never been in a family photo before, and he's looking forward to taking a whole lot more. 14/10

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Hello! What? There’s something on my face?

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@Maggarooo For you sweet girl. 😍

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I go out to do my doober, brother goes to be a goober. #DogsofTwittter #MadeUpWords #ColdOutside

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@lynn2wine We’ve been saving you our bacons Finn. Feel better soon feen!

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@MargoMooster Did someone say stick?

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@Maggarooo You are a beautiful lady Maggie. 😍 Thank you for the floofs and Happy New Year!

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@lynn2wine No… bacons?! More for meeeeeeee. 😎

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Brother likes snow.

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@dog_rates @BADRAPorg Go to the good place over the colorful bridge where there is never ending bacon, my fren. You were the goodest boy. Rest easy.

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Hello frenz, hopefully you’re safe. We just had some windy winds, and now we has some huge fetchy sticks. #dogsoftwitter #windy

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I’ve been going through some stuff, lots of meds, weight loss, gross skin, lots of baths, and mom cramming me with foods (that part is ok 🤤). I’m feeling better and today ran around with brother Stan, and played fetch with sticks! #DogsofTwittter

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Frenz. Times are desperate. Mom says I need…
A BATH!
Nooooooooooooooo!! #DogsofTwittter #bath #sendbacon

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@dog_rates The sweetest thing, thank you for donating.

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It’s brother Stan’s birthday today. He’s 2. Mom posted some pics on FB but these are my favorites… just because. We celebrate for a week, which is awesome. Hopefully there’ll be bacon. #dogsoftwitter

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Good night Twitter frenz. (Don’t mind my crustyness 😋😊)

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Good morning frenz! Care for a spot of boop? #dogsoftwitter

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@Hezzah Give all the yummy food to the dog, and open a bottle of wine. 😝

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@matt_lorden Our grocery pick-up order was 7 items, they had 2. 🤷‍♀️

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@Sherrypie2021 They make the best pillows but don’t seem to like it. 🤷‍♀️😂

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I kissed a kitten… and I liked it. Frenz, don’t tell all of the internetS. 😅🤗