Lew

If you think it's a good idea, remember that Hitler thought it was a good idea to invade Poland and look how that turned out.

[Lew @HanlonLewis]

#IfTrumpWins then @kanyewest running for president in 2020 won't actually seem so bad..

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This did not age well

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#IfTrumpWins then @kanyewest running for president in 2020 won't actually seem so bad..

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Looking at #Kamikaze’s tracklist and seeing two Paul Rosenberg skits is the best thing to happen to Eminem’s music in probably the last decade

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Imagine striving your whole life to promote gender equality (and rightly so), but then have today’s youth idolise reality TV stars who get their tits out for a paycheck

[Lew @HanlonLewis]

When Drake said “just hold on we’re going home” I felt that shit because he’s right... IT’S FUCKING COMING HOME ⚽️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
#Itscomminghome

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Sweden’s @martinolsson3 upon approaching the Penalty area in the dying seconds #SWESUI

[Lew @HanlonLewis]

I only drink on two occasions.
When the Sun’s out and when it’s not.

[Lew @HanlonLewis]

@4PlanB Loved your new album! Great to see you releasing music again. Come back sooner next time! 😊🎤🎧

[Lew @HanlonLewis]

Classic @JColeNC to release his first album since 2013 with features only to find out he’s secretly featuring himself 😂 love this guy

[Lew @HanlonLewis]

When @TigerWoods posts back to back Top 5 finishes
#ArnoldPalmerInvitational

[Lew @HanlonLewis]

Heroes don’t wear capes, they bring you Pizza and Beer

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I swear, @Drake is out here releasing music as quickly as @AldiUK throw your shopping at you after scanning it

[Lew @HanlonLewis]

[sliding into DM’s through the ages]

1920’s: a handwritten letter 1950’s: a love song
1980’s: a mixtape
2000’s: wuu2?
2010’s: a picture of my dick

[Lew @HanlonLewis]

The thing I excel at most is Microsoft

[Lew @HanlonLewis]

Do you ever just wish you could go back to the days during school when Ja Rule & Ashanti were dropping banger after banger and nothing mattered except the 6wks holiday during Summer

[Lew @HanlonLewis]

Eminem isn’t even a chocolate

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Nothing says Manchester like the Chav rolling a joint of weed on the tram sat next to a baby in a pram

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@shujaxhaider How is Cheddar Man a fossil and not a villain from a shit @NetflixUK Original Horror film

[Lew @HanlonLewis]

When she tries to make you apologise for leaving the toilet seat up

[Lew @HanlonLewis]

Imagine meeting the love of your life and then finding out they sleep with the quilt buttons at the top of the bed