Stephen Hanlon

I effectively use Twitter to say the funny things I overhear or the weird stuff I think out loud.

[Stephen Hanlon @Hanlon_Stephen]

The football hasn't even started yet and already Kenny Cunningham is moaning 🙄

#RTESoccer #WorldCup

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Charles LeClerc dropping a CM Punk style pipebomb about his dissatisfaction with Ferrari 😂

#MonacoGP

[Stephen Hanlon @Hanlon_Stephen]

Probably the most exciting Monaco GP in decades. Absolute chaos!

#MonacoGP

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So many penalties at the Monaco GP that I'm expecting Bruno Fernandes to turn up 😂

#MonacoGP

[Stephen Hanlon @Hanlon_Stephen]

Crofty: Cynthia Erivo looks like she's having a "Wicked" time!

Literally every single person listening...

#MonacoGP

[Stephen Hanlon @Hanlon_Stephen]

Probably the most exciting Monaco GP in years and it's still kinda meh 😂

#MonacoGP

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Max Verstappen going from 2nd to 20th in the first lap!

#MonacoGP

[Stephen Hanlon @Hanlon_Stephen]

No matter who he talks to or what sassy comebacks he has, my favorite Martin Brundle grid walk interaction will always be him not having a clue or giving a damn who Trent Alexander-Arnold was.

And then slapping him on the shoulder and saying "good for you, son!" 😂

#MonacoGP

[Martien 🇳🇱 @MartienBall]

Yeah sex is great but have you ever scrolled on X after Arsenal lose another final?

[Stephen Hanlon @Hanlon_Stephen]

No matter the result, the biggest takeaway from this game for me is just how atrocious and biased that TNT commentary team has been!

#ChampionsLeague #PSGARS

[Stephen Hanlon @Hanlon_Stephen]

Declan Rice scratches his ballsack.

Ally McCoist: That, is truly exceptional, isn't it, Fletch?

#ChampionsLeague #PSGARS

[Stephen Hanlon @Hanlon_Stephen]

Not even a quarter of an hour into the Champions League final and the level of wanking off that the TNT commentary team is doing to Arsenal is actually horrendous!

#ChampionsLeague #PSGARS

[Stephen Hanlon @Hanlon_Stephen]

Toto Wolf with a sabotage master class to protect the Mercedes golden child 😂

#CanadianGP #MontrealGP

[Stephen Hanlon @Hanlon_Stephen]

Lando Norris is on track for the worst World title defence in Montreal since Bret Hart at Survivor Series 97.

#CanadianGP #MontrealGP

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

BRUNO FERNANDES. RECORD-BREAKER.

[Stephen Hanlon @Hanlon_Stephen]

@Furious_red_ Realistically if Zirkzee goes then we'd need to replace him with a striker who'll be happy to share game time with Sesko. Ivan Toney would probably work best. I'd low-key take Bowen if West Ham gets relegated. Great option as both a striker and a right-winger.

[Stephen Hanlon @Hanlon_Stephen]

Based on this match, I genuinely think that both Middleborough and Hull could break Derby's record for lowest PL points. Not a lot of quality in either team!

#HULMID #ChampionshipPlayoffs

[Stephen Hanlon @Hanlon_Stephen]

@alexcmfc I'd prefer Borough to win purely because I think they've a better chance at staying up than Hull. That Hull team doesn't have one single PL quality player.

[Stephen Hanlon @Hanlon_Stephen]

Nobody is more anti-Manchester United than Gary Neville. Legends trying to tear down the club that they did so much to help build!

#MUFC #MUNNOT

[Stephen Hanlon @Hanlon_Stephen]

@DaytrippingRed I actually have to agree with this. Growing up, I loved watching Celtic. I think most Irish people did.

Then I started working in bars and Celtic fans would come in to watch the matches and were genuinely some of the biggest scumbags I've ever met in my life. Pure vile!