The only downside of Patrick’s ex returning to Albert Square is no longer will we hear Dot say “Yolaaaaarnde” whilst lighting a Superking 😂 #EastEnders
“It’s unnatural, it’s perverted and it’s incredibly filthy. The anus was designed for the evacuation of faecal matter and therefore it isn’t natural for the penis to enter into the anus.” … 😳 I literally have no words 🤦♀️ #georgemichaelouted