Maybe: hannah montana

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[Maybe: hannah montana @HannahAMont]

Being Northern Irish and living in England:

[Maybe: hannah montana @HannahAMont]

The sun has come out and Balham has turned into Benidorm. Drunk and sunburnt British people everywhere! Much like Benidorm, there isn’t a Spanish person in sight and everyone is speaking slurred English.

[Maybe: hannah montana @HannahAMont]

@DublinAirport @dj_mcguinness @lukeming You need to make plans for that. That’s what the people want and need!

[Maybe: hannah montana @HannahAMont]

@RebeccaKeating Fantastic news, Rebecca! Congratulations!

[Maybe: hannah montana @HannahAMont]

Mall of America this time 🙏

[BBC News (UK) @BBCNews]

The Oscars will move to a new home outside Hollywood https://t.co/urt0LWqgZV

[Maybe: hannah montana @HannahAMont]

Can we please stop filming strangers on public transport? Let him live his life.

[ABC News @ABC]

A polite pigeon in Massachusetts calmly rode a commuter train before disembarking at the next stop.

[Maybe: hannah montana @HannahAMont]

Tourists in London asked me to take a photo of them and their vision sucked, so I directed them and we got a better shot. Give me photo cred when you post, boys.

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Leave me alone, Hermione.

[Maybe: hannah montana @HannahAMont]

Absolute chaos in my family home rn. I was on the phone and suddenly I hear yelling. Why? @BrysonRecycling drove past and had a wee look at the 5 weeks worth of recycling they have still yet to collect and they kept on driving.

[Maybe: hannah montana @HannahAMont]

You can find ready-made sandwiches in pretty much every US grocery store and gas station. What you can’t find is meal deals with these sandwiches. They are missing out.

[Tom Goodwin @tomfgoodwin]

I'll never understand why the US doesn't really do ready made sandwiches.

Around 5 times a week I want to eat something vaguely healthy, portable, immediate, and there's nothing.

Slice of pizza? no thanks
Fast food, hell no.
Subway, piss off.
Where's this sort of thing?

[Maybe: hannah montana @HannahAMont]

Went to a pub quiz the other night where they played audio and you had to identify the speaker. Tom Fletcher was the answer, but the host said “That was Tom Fletcher, formerly of McFly”… FORMERLY?! No. You’re not qualified to be hosting the quiz, sir.

[Maybe: hannah montana @HannahAMont]

@O2AcademyBrix hello, supposed to be going to a gig tonight. Bought the tickets from @Gigantic and they haven’t actually delivered them. What do I do?

[Maybe: hannah montana @HannahAMont]

@Gigantic Heyyyyyy your customer service reps are ghosting pros! But Halloween is over now and I’d love to speak to a human who responds!

[Maybe: hannah montana @HannahAMont]

Hey @Gigantic how do I get a response from customer service? Tried email and live chat and getting nothing. I have paid to go to a gig tonight and still don’t have tickets…

[Maybe: hannah montana @HannahAMont]

I bought tickets through @Twickets and I’m v stressed bc the seller keeps replying saying she’ll send the tickets “right now” and then 12 hours pass and she’ll send them “right now” and the cycle continues…

[Maybe: hannah montana @HannahAMont]

The air hostess handed me a bottle of champagne just before I got off the plane. Listening to Air Hostess by Busted during the flight must have sent telepathic messages… also maybe the Halloween chocolate I gave her when I boarded.

[Maybe: hannah montana @HannahAMont]

@VirginAtlantic hey, your website and app are very broken right now. Seen you telling others the issues are fixed and they are saying they are still having issues… you need to escalate as your issues are absolutely not fixed. Error after error no matter what I’m trying to do.

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@scottygb I hoped to never make your page…

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B-but nobody out pizzas the hut…

[BBC Breaking News @BBCBreaking]

Pizza Hut to close 68 restaurants in UK with loss of about 1,200 jobs https://t.co/G9UUNRKuE6

[Maybe: hannah montana @HannahAMont]

DC is getting chilly so I wore my trench coat and I guess they aren’t ready for that because some rando followed me around shouting “HEY COLUMBO! GONNA SOLVE SOME MYSTERIES, COLUMBO?!”

[Maybe: hannah montana @HannahAMont]

I hate it when my uber driver accepts a new ride when I’m sitting right here. Am I not good enough for you? Is my chat not enough?!