Hannah

Fueled by Diet Coke and adrenaline

[aimnor @hsgoldensuit]

march 2015 you hide in the restrooms at school to read one direction’s statements about zayn leaving the band, november 2024 you hide in the restrooms at work bc you’ve just seen pictures of 4/5 of one direction at one of them’s funerals. just how fast the night changes I guess

[Natalie Would @_NatalieWould]

Death by a thousand Diet Cokes™

[Hannah @HannahBartholf]

I would formally like to apologize to every man I’ve ever mocked for being a bad graphic designer. I now understand that it wasn’t you, it was your shitty PCs. But let’s be so for real and get a Mac like an adult. 😤

[Hannah @HannahBartholf]

@calitodd114 I cannot stress this enough … NO! You and your HUSBAND cannot sleep in bunk beds.

[P.E. Moskowitz @_pem_pem]

i think i feel about diet coke the way republicans feel about guns. like if someone said it should be banned, i would absolutely go insane and make it a large part of my identity and possibly turn violent

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

hypothetically,

if I was going to nominate a film about a badger,
starring a badger,
called "Badger,"
for best picture...

I would also nominate the badger, right?

[Hannah @HannahBartholf]

@Emma_Hierseman @ChiGuySlimE Top 1% babyyyyy

[Micheal Afolaranmi @TheAfolaranmi]

i kinda like people who trauma dump idk. idc if i just met u 30 mins ago tell me why ur mom lost custody of u i’m curious

[Keith Edwards @keithedwards]

Republicans have aborted McCarthy’s term at 9 months

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Boy math is needing 15 attempts to count the votes correctly to become Speaker and then shutting down the government 9 months later

[Hannah @HannahBartholf]

I've never felt more seen!

[Acyn @Acyn]

Ingraham: Ok, here’s what the Democrats’ platform is, ready? Pot, porn, Planned Parenthood

[Barbara Hernandez @barbara_isabel]

Clearly he didn’t read my bill correctly. This will NOT allow undocumented individuals to become officers. This is only for PERMANENT RESIDENTS AND DACA. I hope he Googles what that means.

[L 🌟 @luvleimy]

happy national gf day to all the men that act like bitches

[Emily Faye @mlefaye]

The soda machine at amc was completely out of Diet Coke on Barbie opening night women are so powerful

[trevy @chillextremist]

You’re 1 Diet Coke away from a breakthrough

[Hannah @HannahBartholf]

so my cat who refuses to eat chicken or anything chicken flavored, just ate a @McDonalds chicken nugget…

concerning?

[Hannah @HannahBartholf]

any NASCAR fans can just go ahead and unfollow me now. this account will be nothing but hate for the next month. thank you in advance.

[Sun-Times Sports @suntimes_sports]

NASCAR’s Chicago Street Race will affect traffic on DuSable Lake Shore Drive more than previously expected.

https://t.co/50knk0iaED