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• crazy cat lady • lover of @lightning_sloth •

[Chase Smith. @Lightning_Sloth]

Hey @ChaelSonnen, just sent you a message on Instagram. If Sean Strickland is up to it I would love to engage in a face punch match with him. Let me know what you think.

[Chase Smith. @Lightning_Sloth]

Hey @seanshelby, if Sean Strickland needs an opponent I am begging for the fight. I’m going to school to be a teacher, and I think I can teach him a lesson. But in all seriousness I can make 185lbs, will go wherever to fight, and will answer any question you have. I’m standing by

[Chase Smith. @Lightning_Sloth]

Quote I heard from a coworker today: “I know a lot of people don’t like Putin, but I’m a big fan! At least he cares about his people.”

[victor @childofuranus]

can't talk right now i'm busy working!!

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

Let’s have some fun, I’m going to give away $30,000 to 1 random person who retweets this tweet AND follows @Pulte and me!!! (So we can dm you the money if you win). Will show proof of paying winner ❤️

[House_Wife_Material @butchdebayou]

Sure sex is great but have you ever left your restaurant job

[Brandy Jensen @BrandyLJensen]

how long could a doctor leave you in an exam room before you considered like, popping your head out to ask what’s going on. for me i think about seven hours

[han🌶 @HannahBodnar]

Black out for spirit day today 🖤

Also, if it looks like I tried to edit out a snapchat bar... mind ya business. 👏🏼 https://t.co/LlFdOkde6t

[gio🦁 @Clapped_Dre]

I will defend Little Caesars pizza until the day I die

[Mindy Shore @heyheyminday]

the sign my boyfriend made for my half marathon. I can’t

[Chase Smith. @Lightning_Sloth]

Does any one have the video of me doing the Shia LaBeouf just do it speech at the mr. mustang pageant? I understand if not, just figured I’d ask.

[Alex Dobrenko @Dobrenkz]

Nice narrator you got there would be a shame if they were unreliable

[han🌶 @HannahBodnar]

💜💚💙 @ Museum of Science, Boston https://t.co/ehswM7NYue