hanny!bananny!

currently thinking about: ur dad

[James Lucas @JamesLucasIT]

3. This painting depicts the process of human aging as you walk by it.

Sergi Cadenas' work is defined by meticulous detail. He uses kinetic optics, applying vertical strips of paint paste to the canvas, then painting a different image on each side after it dries.

[hanny!bananny! @HannahConrad26]

I know it’s going downhill when I start needing to sit in my car for a lil bit

[Joseph Mullins @josephmullins]

Today, nobody showed up to my 8.15am class.

0 students of about 40. Sitting in the empty room, I email them, trying to disguise my hurt feelings.

2 mins later, I get a reply: "Professor, we think you might be in the wrong room." So anyway off I go to live in a hole forever.

[bug girl @buggirl]

i don’t think little girls get enough credit for being such tiny creepy weirdos sometimes bc like when i was a child yea i was cute and nice but my favorite game to play with my toys was Kidnap

[zou bisou bisou where are you @lilgrapefruits]

will never forget the betrayal when i realized that some of the girls saying “i like my men a little fruity” meant “straight guy with a dangly earring” and not “has felt another man’s breath sync up with his as he moves inside him”

[hanny!bananny! @HannahConrad26]

I also sometimes lie

[hanny!bananny! @HannahConrad26]

I take the sticker off before my oil change because I’m a horrible person that doesn’t take care of herself or her car

[hanny!bananny! @HannahConrad26]

I take the sticker off before my oil change because I’m a horrible person that doesn’t take care of herself or her car

[hanny!bananny! @HannahConrad26]

I am my own worst enemy

[hanny!bananny! @HannahConrad26]

@drewharkins Asking all the right questions

[𝕛𝕒𝕟𝕖𝕒 @heyyitsjanea]

TWITTER ASSEMBLE WE HAVE A MISSION

[chungus lite @Feebux]

breaking news: twitter user has the worst day of his life

[hanny!bananny! @HannahConrad26]

@6storytori Why are there so many people that know how to get a tinder account unbanned?

[hanny!bananny! @HannahConrad26]

I’m not the jealous type I’m the type that forces you to watch 5 hours of women in high heels dancing to Dangerous Woman by Ariana Grande

[hanny!bananny! @HannahConrad26]

I've always felt, deep in my heart, over 60 years old....

but a hot over 60 you know?

[hanny!bananny! @HannahConrad26]

@wapplehouse The age of consent is not only for the elderly

[hanny!bananny! @HannahConrad26]

Not today satan! (But maybe tomorrow)

[toxic king @toxicking]

I thought tequila was gon make her freaky, she beat my ass last night

[hanny!bananny! @HannahConrad26]

I know it's been like 6 years but I still hope my first ex boyfriend is doing terrible #Logan:)

[hanny!bananny! @HannahConrad26]

I like my shoes like I like my men with a chunky bottom

[hatsune mitski @zephanijong]

call me stairs the way i need a railing