Hannah Damron

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[Hannah Damron @HannahDamron1]

Dear customer, my boobs aren't taking your order. Cool yourself and look at my eyes please and thank you 😂😭

[Hannah Damron @HannahDamron1]

Fed ex guy: have a good day!
Me: you're welcome!
Me again...............🤓

[Colby Whipple™ @colbywhip]

Way to treat your employees, @tacobell

[Hannah Damron @HannahDamron1]

That moment when you double tap a picture on Facebook #instalyfe

[Hannah Damron @HannahDamron1]

Pizza and beer is my favorite cliche👌🏼

[Hannah Damron @HannahDamron1]

While everyone was being productive today I took a 6 hour nap #adultlife

[Hannah Damron @HannahDamron1]

Customer: I need to get off dairy.
Me:do you think you might be allergic?
Customer: no it's not good for the cows
#BaristaLife#savethecows

[Hannah Damron @HannahDamron1]

Whatever happened to putting the person you love before yourself🤔 #dontbeashellfish

[Hannah Damron @HannahDamron1]

Since when did Burger King become old people central?🤔😂

[Hannah Damron @HannahDamron1]

I am officially way too emotionally invested in greys anatomy....

[Hannah Damron @HannahDamron1]

No joke just got a $3 tip because I told a guy I like shawshank redemption 😂👌🏼

[Hannah Damron @HannahDamron1]

@AutumnCooper19 and because school is out today!

[Hannah Damron @HannahDamron1]

When it's barely 8:30 and work is already crazy af...

[Hannah Damron @HannahDamron1]

Thank you, dear charming old man, for coming into my place of work and criticizing the way I talk..sorry my voice is so offensive to you👋🏼

[Hannah Damron @HannahDamron1]

Common sense isn't common because everyone has it; but because everyone CAN have it.

[Hannah Damron @HannahDamron1]

Scrolling through Insta seeing all these workout/flat abs pictures and I'm sitting here eating 10pc chicken nuggets loving life✌🏼️

[Hannah Damron @HannahDamron1]

4yr old: it's may!
Me: what comes after may?
4yr old: uhhhhhhh Sunday?!
Me:..... 😂

[Hannah Damron @HannahDamron1]

In the bathroom in the mall and someone (honest to God) just cracked open a soda can in the stall next to me....you couldn't wait? #why

[Hannah Damron @HannahDamron1]

What even is a relaxing weekend? Literally I forgot