sleepy joe you’ve got two months. go crazy. eliminate all student debt. legalize marijuana. make tampons and condoms free. ban cybertrucks. shit in the oval office’s air vent. kidnap barron. the world is your oyster buddy
As a working mom, my favorite part of my day is sitting on my kitchen floor eating my TikTok cucumbers. No one bother Mom this is her me time. #WorkingMom
Currently listening to my 2 month old, who I put to bed an hour ago, coo to herself. Honestly, I can’t even be mad, it’s the most adorable sound I have ever heard. #MomTweets#FirstTimeMom#Bedtime
Conversation with a student today:
"Teachers make hella money, don't they?"
"No, we definitely don't."
"So why aren't you just doing classical music?"
"Because I also don't make very much money from that."
"Why did you choose the two worst professions?"
"I ask myself that daily."
If my MIL makes one more comment about how often my week and a half old eats and poops, I’m gonna lose my mind. She’s a newborn. I’m not going to deny my daughter food when I know that is exactly what she is crying for. #MyBaby#InLawProblems
Why am I sad? I don’t know. My hormones are raging. I’m 39 weeks pregnant. My body refuses to go into labor. I have an induction set for Sunday but I could be turned away. Oh, and the state of maternity leave in the United States is atrocious.