Hannah Allen

go big and go home

[Hannah Allen @HannahFryy]

@TiannaMarquette Is Germany too far?

[Hannah Allen @HannahFryy]

So proud that my son is now able to poop without crying for hours before he goes. What a strange but wonderful, life-changing moment. 🙃
Spit up is still in full force tho.

[Hannah Allen @HannahFryy]

Also, this is now a mom twitter account.

[Hannah Allen @HannahFryy]

Successfully put Jericho down for a nap in his nursery crib and he’s been asleep for 15 min! Anxiously watching the clock..

[Hannah Allen @HannahFryy]

My husband is sick, my dog is sick, and I am 9 months pregnant. Any guesses who is complaining the most?

[Hannah Allen @HannahFryy]

Still able to hit that warrior three pose with a watermelon sized baby belly. Third trimester achievement unlocked ✅

[Hannah Allen @HannahFryy]

Fall in Germany is everything my heart has been longing for but never knew existed. Want spooky vibes? They got that. Pumpkin patch vibes? They got that too. Actual fall weather and trees changing color? Got it.

[Hannah Allen @HannahFryy]

It’s BABY MONTH! 👶🏻😁💕
Also, 😅😳🙈

[Hannah Allen @HannahFryy]

Being mom shamed by a 7 year old Boy Scout and baby is not even here yet. Happy Monday friends!

[Hannah Allen @HannahFryy]

@hiitsmetasty It’s still the best chocolate ever made. Bought two more boxes a couple of weekends ago 😍

[Hannah Allen @HannahFryy]

@hiitsmetasty I 100% believe this is what patrick would have if he didn’t have hair regulations for work.

[Hannah Allen @HannahFryy]

@TiannaMarquette Love this 💕

[Hannah Allen @HannahFryy]

@hiitsmetasty @jaycoballen1 @TiannaMarquette Peep at that dirndl on the dresser👀🇩🇪

[Hannah Allen @HannahFryy]

@hiitsmetasty @TiannaMarquette ☺️☺️ y’all hype me up too much..but also I’m here for it 💁🏻‍♀️🤰🏻

[Hannah Allen @HannahFryy]

Also still upset Wendy’s brought back spicy nuggs after I left.

[Hannah Allen @HannahFryy]

Everyone: *arguing about if ChikfilA or Popeyes has a better chicken sandwich*
Me: *in Germany with neither option*

[Hannah Allen @HannahFryy]

Of course Wendy’s would bring back spicy chicken nuggets while I’m living overseas. 😒😞

[Hannah Allen @HannahFryy]

Currently 53 degrees and overcast, baking banana muffins, someone outside is burning leaves/fields. It feels like fall and I am here for it! 🍁

[Hannah Allen @HannahFryy]

Hahahahaha but also yes

[(Not so) Stellar Mom @notsostellarmom]

Are you even married if you’ve never sent (or received) this text?

Well yeah you are, but

[Hannah Allen @HannahFryy]

This is what I look like 😳 belly hold an all ..

[Macaulay Culkin @IncredibleCulk]

This is what an updated Home Alone would actually look like.