Hannah Ray Cotton

35 years. Wife to 6’7” ginger. Reluctant grown-up. Please don’t yell at me.

[Hannah Ray Cotton @HannahHearts]

I figured I would have a hard time getting rid of baby clothes, but I didn’t think I’d want to keep everything. I have memories attached to every piece of clothing. 🥺😭

[Hannah Ray Cotton @HannahHearts]

I’m so nosy, but not the envious or ill-willed kind. I just like knowing stuff. And if you’re doing stuff, I’d like to know what stuff you’re doing. Ya know?

[Hi @jake769ww]

I would hurt a fly

[trash jones @jzux]

i eat popcorn like someone is going to take it away from me and then kill me

[jbolina jolie @pastapilled]

"my parents wouldn't let me watch SpongeBob and I turned out fine" a caged bird thinks flying is an illness

[Big Tee @societyhatestee]

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep.

[Hannah Ray Cotton @HannahHearts]

Maybe the real treasure was the microplastics we ingested along the way.

[trash jones @jzux]

i’m actually stealing AI’s job (wasting resources and making up stupid shit)

[j @grimeywonder1]

american imagining a better time: “remember when walmart was open at night”

[Hannah Ray Cotton @HannahHearts]

I’ll stand barefooted in my own front yard with a baby on my tit or whatever Gretchen Wilson said.

[Lauren ���� @Laureasons_]

We are in an ai flyer epidemic.

[Ava @noampomsky]

the only time i beg is to differ

[WALKER🪂 @maxl1am]

when i'm mad from my perspective but i can also see their perspective so now i’m carrying double the emotional weight and being eaten away by my anger and empathy

[claire de lune @ClaireMPLS]

i’m just gonna say it: some of yall aren’t qualified for self checkout. if you don’t have an internal sense of urgency and fine motor skills, leave it to the professionals cause the rest of us are trying to keep it pushin

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

"I'm going to take advantage of the afternoon to organize my wardrobe"

I folded two blouses:

[Hannah Ray Cotton @HannahHearts]

If/when we move, I’m going to miss my neighbors so much. They are like family to us now. 🥺

[Miilato @miiilato]

people joke about social anxiety but they never had to pretend like they weren't crossing the street just so the car wouldn't have to wait

[Hannah Ray Cotton @HannahHearts]

Did our parents constantly worry about every single thing they did or said messing us up? Because, now that I’m a mother, that’s all I think about all day. 🥲

[Hannah Ray Cotton @HannahHearts]

Rodents really have it out for us.

[Ethel Braithwaite @Ethelbrait1941]

Never stop saying "dozen" and "half dozen". Never stop using the word you read in an old novella. Never stop using your regional jargon. Don't succumb to an internationalized English stripped of its whimsy and romanticism in the name of streamlining global commerce.