Hannah Jankowski

Italian beef connoisseur

[Hannah Jankowski @HannahJankowski]

@alarkinn I love every minute of it lol

[Hannah Jankowski @HannahJankowski]

was assessing my patient with a brain bleed. He couldn’t tell me what day or year it was and he didn’t know where he was.. But when I asked him who the current president is he responded “that asshole everyone hates.” #StillWoke 🙈🙈😂😂

[Hannah Jankowski @HannahJankowski]

@abbynewlon11 @SMReilly94 @meghanfries @heyjuliettee HAHAHAH oh the accuracy is painful

[Hannah Jankowski @HannahJankowski]

Love when my Uber driver tries to get me to my destination as fast as possible. The more aggressive the better. If I fear my life during the ride automatic 5 stars for efficiency.

[Hannah Jankowski @HannahJankowski]

@daxshepard I didn’t get to ask my question tonight at the show, but I just wanted to know if you ate at Gibsons for dinner?!! Also great show per usual- love you guys 🍒❤️😛

[Hannah Jankowski @HannahJankowski]

@DeeH_NYC @hairfliphayley

[Hannah Jankowski @HannahJankowski]

@avolky0102 @daxshepard Come home and come with me!!!! (Or just find him in LA because that’s way cooler lol)

[Hannah Jankowski @HannahJankowski]

Never felt more patriotic as I watch the #AirAndWaterShow eating bacon that the strangers next to me grilled up and watch the Thunder Birds above me. #AmericaBaby 🇺🇸🥓✈️

[Hannah Jankowski @HannahJankowski]

@haydenpecor God I wish I could retweet this 1009X 😂😂

[Hannah Jankowski @HannahJankowski]

@daxshepard please tell me your going to plan a show back to your stomping grounds in the good ol Midwest!! Perhaps #chicago 🍒🍒🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

[Hannah Jankowski @HannahJankowski]

where the heck has goat cheese been all my life?!?! This stuff is literally the GOAT 😏😛🐐

[Hannah Jankowski @HannahJankowski]

@W0rld_Wide_Web @AllieWebgem HahahahhahHaha noooo😂

[Hannah Jankowski @HannahJankowski]

@zha5 So Vegas penny slots next month??

[Marty @MartyNBAInsider]

Been working with photoshop lately and I think I’m getting pretty good. LMK what you think #sisterjean #isnotmylover #shesjustaNunwhoclaimsthatloyolawillloseinthesweetsixteen

[Hannah Jankowski @HannahJankowski]

@jimmyfallon @PanicAtTheDisco @brendonurie @daxshepard1 please get him on your podcast!!!!!!!! @brendonurie

[Hannah Jankowski @HannahJankowski]

@e_tipp @hairfliphayley probably what started all of your emotions, damn chucky

[haybayswilla @hairfliphayley]

my mom bought the girls christmas jammies and they hate them😂💕🐶

[Hannah Jankowski @HannahJankowski]

street cleaning is the biggest waste of tax dollars this world has to offer