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dad jokes are my weakness | she/her

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Miss the days when hardware stores had hot dog stands attached to their entrances

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My only gripe with my two nose piercings is they make it difficult to plug the nostril so I can clear out the opposite side 🥲

That is all. Thank you.

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But I don’t know why it gives me icky feelings when people leave diet books. Other than those, people have been leaving some good books, so I guess that makes up for it.

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We have a little library in front of our house and I try to keep a good variety of books available and our neighbors are welcome to leave books if they choose.

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Heavily considering opening an indoor playground in my area. There’s a few buildings that would be suitable for it. I need to do a little more research, but I genuinely think I could do it

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Petition to ban kids from picking actual sports teams names as their little league team name. Tired of it always being “the Mariners” or “the Seahawks”, like what happened to kids teams being the “Sharks”, “Wolves”, “Spiders”?!

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Wanna know what I got for my 29th birthday? A slipped disc and sciatic nerve pain!!!✨🥲 and what did they give me? Just ibuprofen! Yay! That TOTALLY helps the pain😉 (that is sarcasm. It’s not helping, but whatever). Anyways. I feel old.

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Just remembered when I was pregnant with my youngest my other kids would refer to him as “Baby Chicken Tender”😂💀

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Best part of being a parent is rewatching all of the SpongeBob episodes all over again🥹

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But, hey! I got a lot done! All before 6am! AND he went straight to my room (he likes to snuggle in the morning) and promptly fell asleep in my bed😌 So I guess I get to enjoy my silence and coffee a little more🥹

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Got up early; was able to get my coffee started, switched over laundry, fold some laundry, unload the dishwasher as quietly as possible, and set up my little spot on the couch. I was able to enjoy silence for 5 minutes before I heard my youngest get up 🥲

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Been working on some paintings for Christmas gifts🥲 Currently working on a third one🥹

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Out Christmas shopping and heard @estherrose ‘s, Dream Girl playing and it just made my heart so happy hearing her music out in the wild🥹💕 Of course I sang along with my baby on my hip🥰

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My husband recently got into DnD. I have this running joke that every time he comes home after I ask, “did you win”? It’s only funny to me and that’s all that matters 😌

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I’ve been sober since the beginning of October and every fucking day is a challenge. I just want to give up🥲

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Dreaming of Montana again. The home I long for is still for sale. I can’t shake the feeling it’s meant to be 🥲

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Never in my life have I ever burnt pasta to the bottom of a pan, but here I am. Burning pasta to the bottom of a pan. TWICE.

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I’m about to lose my mind over this god damn fridge. WHY ARE YOU MAKING SO MUCH FUCKING NOISE

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I feel bad for walking in my neighbors yard, but I can’t help it. They have so many different fungi growing and it’s just so much fun to try and identify them! 😅🍄‍🟫🍄

I’m talking some coral mushrooms, false chanterelles, deer mushrooms, pigs ears! Even a gemmed amanita🫨

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Ended carving another pumpkin house because it was just so much fun🥰 they’re neighbors☺️

Also I should add that my husband did get to enter the original pumpkin house for the contest and it won🥹🥰💕