Hannah Grogan

CNBC media acquisitions, I grow plants and bake snacks, opinions are hilarious and my own

[Hannah Grogan @HannahLGro]

I got into sports because I needed somewhere to put my violence and hatred :)

[jennie 💢 @lestappia]

being a sports fan makes me realize how violent and hateful i am.

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

please take a moment to add some positive replies to the “Happy Pride” posts from your favorite sports teams today so the bisexual running the socials doesn’t kill themself.

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

Artificial intelligences do not undergo experiences, do not possess a body, do not feel joy or pain, do not mature through relationships, and do not know from within what love, work, friendship or responsibility mean. Nor do they have a moral conscience, since they do not judge good and evil, grasp the ultimate meaning of situations, or bear responsibility for consequences. They may imitate or even simulate, but they do not understand what they produce, for they lack the affective, relational, and spiritual perspective through which human beings grow in wisdom. #MagnificaHumanitas

[Penguins PR @PenguinsPR]

🗣️ Geno is BACK!

The @penguins have re-signed Evgeni Malkin to a one-year contract extension 🙌

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

It’s just a shame that the big guy isn’t around to see these Knicks.

[Spencer Eldridge @1Spencer__]

they gon turn magic city into a data center if you don't get up & vote

[𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜𝚙𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚎 @hellspatisserie]

If you showed this tweet to an HRC campaigner 20 years ago they would break down crying tears of joy

[Let Ryan Poles Eat 🇺🇸🇩🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @POLESPLSEAT3]

Bears playing on Thanksgiving, Christmas, and Valentine's Day next season is a disaster for those of you with women.

Thankfully I am a chud and will be able to enjoy the games to their fullness.

[😛 @concretehaIIs]

"tase every player who turns it over in the neutral zone" get this guy behind the bench by saturday

[sports live tweeter yadira @jonmoxIeys]

having ur team lose horribly in the playoffs on national television is so embarrassing like yes that is my circus those are my clowns please dont watch

[Hannah Grogan @HannahLGro]

dawn dish soap bowl

[NHL @NHL]

These ducklings are pretty good at piling up the points 🙂‍↕️ #StanleyCup

📺: @AnaheimDucks vs. @EdmontonOilers Game 1 TONIGHT at 10p ET on @espn 2, @Sportsnet, and @TVASports

[Vinny Daniel @Vinny_Daniel0]

The older you get the more your friend will text you to meet him for drinks and it’s on 85th St on the UES

[clare @sadderlizards]

"you have such great energy" thank you i am on stimulants

[Hannah Grogan @HannahLGro]

first game at PPG went well #LetsGoPens

[teeth ☆ misses wild hockey @0rbitals]

goaltender interference is when the goalie is the and so when but the other player does or and isn’t but is ❤️ hope this helps

[Hannah Grogan @HannahLGro]

torturing your goalie in his NHL debut by letting it go to a shootout

[Hannah Grogan @HannahLGro]

close enough #LetsGoPens

[Hannah Grogan @HannahLGro]

no babe I love your narrow point lead, the big ones scare me

[Hannah Grogan @HannahLGro]

no babe I love your narrow point lead, the big ones scare me

[emory @fartenjoyer3]

(touching my temple to telepathically send thoughts to stu skinner) it's not your fault it's not your fault it's not your fault