Han

I like to write.

[Han @HannahLMSmu]

I didn't plan to soundtrack his teenage years to alarms. Yet, I did!

[Han @HannahLMSmu]

Let's start with this. Because tonight I am so lonely. Show me you're a type 1 mum without telling me you're a type 1 mum.
Pump failed. Removed. 111. Weirdly 12 GC -> is a win at this point!
Very grateful for articulate sons, nhs and pg tips x

[Han @HannahLMSmu]

Mothers day; ironing and cleaning and sorting laundry two days ahead so we women can relax.

[Han @HannahLMSmu]

@sainsburys failed delivery of online groceries and completely unable to get hold of anyone. Your automated system cut me off twice. £200 worth of shopping missing and horrible customer service. Can someone please message me.

[Han @HannahLMSmu]

Well, this is BEYOND THRILLING, for a bookworm, history nerd, and an Isle of Wight girl! The HMS Eurydice sinking in 1878 off the island coast is referenced in my book! What a lovely surprise #thomasoldeheuvekt #oracle

[Han @HannahLMSmu]

@jtimberlake what an absolute disappointment. People paid to see you YET You took everyone's money and excitement.

[Han @HannahLMSmu]

@mikeacthomas @SkyArts @jtimberlake @IsleOfWightFest What a wanker

[Han @HannahLMSmu]

@prize_novel I like this a lot!

[Han @HannahLMSmu]

I'm very brave.
I'm watching Fall.
I can't climb the loft ladder without hanging on a rung and crying.
Yet, I watch this film and am not crying yet because my eyes are shut

[Han @HannahLMSmu]

Yes!! #mothersday

[Han @HannahLMSmu]

@paulmilham No, Paul! You take that thought back!
I wish my blood was frazzles.

[Han @HannahLMSmu]

@PyramidHead76 Amazing!

[Han @HannahLMSmu]

"What do you want for mother's da-"
"A toilet seat that doesn't throw me eight miles to the left when i sit on it."
#yay

[Han @HannahLMSmu]

KSI?
All I heard was PSI.
I AM old.

[Han @HannahLMSmu]

I've misplaced my abs

[Han @HannahLMSmu]

If I were a sky stomping around because I wasn't getting enough attention, I'd be this.

[Han @HannahLMSmu]

Perfect beach weather in Brensholmen, Norway!

[Han @HannahLMSmu]

Day 1, 2, and 3 of our Snowman's holiday.
We can all resonate.

[Han @HannahLMSmu]

Whilst I knew parenting a teenager would be tough, I wasn't expecting:
"The Lost Boys is shit."

[Han @HannahLMSmu]

@sarajcox This isn't radio PG, but when I was 5, my brother and his mate (they were 14) took me to see the My Little Pony movie. I remember the wholesome film. He remembers laughing so hard every time a pony mentioned Lickety Split he thought he'd be sick.