Hans

[ʎɐɹʇ𖤐˚.⋆ @traydominic]

i miss being drunk and eating my mcdonald’s with my eyes closed

[saint leeb @leebyyy]

if you were a worm id make a little garden for u

[Jake Paul @jakepaul]

someone needs to take my phone when i’m drunk because I am a fucking idiot

[Burnaby RCMP @BurnabyRCMP]

We’re proud to support Bell Let’s Talk Day - please join in and help us create positive change in conversations about #MentalHeath

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

well well well if it isnt lil miss “im never drinking again” drinking again

[FEG (Feed Every Gorilla) @FEGtokenio]

I don’t know who needs to hear this but Jennifer Garner makes videos on her Facebook and often she cooks and they’re so wholesome. Here’s one of her making bagels. How can you not love this woman?

[Vic @vicccmorgan]

He was probs doing a 15 in a 30

[justin @jltrann]

twitter: dark mode
instagram: dark mode
iphone: dark mode
life: dark mode

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

I don’t give one single fuck🤷🏽‍♀️

[Ian Macdonald @44_imac]

My name is Ian, and I like to party

[Colleen @Coll3enG]

being in your twenties is just texting your long distance best friend all the embarrassing shit you drunkenly did this weekend until one of you gets a real job

[. @alilpickle]

How can u not like pickles??? Fucking losers

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

I do not want a baby but I think I am ready for one of my friends to have one so I can hang out with it sometimes

[♥mark magark♥ @markedly]

Me: how do I do my taxes

Public School: shut the fuck up and square dance

[smi @smino]

tequila .