Han

I enjoy long walks thru Target and eating leftover cheesecake for breakfast.

[Han @HannahRileyH]

@NetflixFilm My Health teacher went on Paternity leave &the ONLY thing he left for the sub was a DVD of Groundhog Day. We literally watched Groundhog Day over and over and over and over and the irony and audacity has scarred me for life. I can’t listen to I’ve Got You Babe ever again...

[Han @HannahRileyH]

As you can see from the plants on this rooftop it’s hot and dry af here rn. 😬

[Han @HannahRileyH]

Major fire in Seattle rn - over in SLU (?)

[Han @HannahRileyH]

Not me and one of my neighbors both crying at the dog run on the roof of our building because we each just finished #TedLasso but a dog’s potty schedule waits for no one. 😅😭

[Han @HannahRileyH]

@Jooper13 🚩🚩🚩

I’m so sorry 😣

Find a new Dr. asap if you can babe - clearly this one doesn’t actually care about you.

[Han @HannahRileyH]

@EliMcCann I’m all for measuring with your heart - especially when it comes to garlic, but I am certain I saved our entire apartment from reeking of garlic for the rest of forever that day.

[Han @HannahRileyH]

@EliMcCann Reminds me of the time I walked into the kitchen to find my college roommate about to put two BLUBS of garlic into her tiny crockpot with two chicken breasts in it. She thought a clove = a bulb.

[Han @HannahRileyH]

I watched EVERY episode of Below Deck (OG, Med, and Sailing). And I watched them all before March was even over. That’s when the Candy Crush addiction set in….

[BBC News (UK) @BBCNews]

Mental-health crisis from pandemic was minimal, study suggests https://t.co/mboTLgFv0m

[Han @HannahRileyH]

@thedogist Jet (of Jet-puffed marshmallows)

[Han @HannahRileyH]

Baja Blast

[jim rose circus @jimrosecircus1]

The last thing you ate is what you have to name this
little girl...

[Han @HannahRileyH]

@MindyGledhill The Oceans 11 franchise — experts in ancient artifacts and art/antiquities dealers - so knowledgeable it’s almost like they were the original owners or something…

[Han @HannahRileyH]

@Theholisticpsyc Sounds like a job for Hayley! https://t.co/mBMGpZevp5

[Han @HannahRileyH]

Showing this to my grandma next time she asks why I’m in my mid 20’s and still not married 🙃

[Han @HannahRileyH]

@BrambleJim I mean the lyric is literally “Bless your beautiful hide!”

Couldn’t get a more direct comparison of women to cattle if they triedddd

[Han @HannahRileyH]

@CrumblCookies Happy to say I survived this very vicious shark attack and lived to tell about it!

[Han @HannahRileyH]

@jennieology Three words - GET. HIM. HIGH.

Flew with a 9 week old puppy and it was so much easier for both of us.

[Han @HannahRileyH]

@Jooper13 https://t.co/RTfE5WAq47

[Netflix @netflix]

Give a big hand to Victor Dorobantu, the incredible actor who plays Thing on Wednesday

[Han @HannahRileyH]

@Jooper13 Have you seen the BTS pics of how they filmed it? Priceless

[Han @HannahRileyH]

@EliMcCann Truman the Shark! An absolutely vicious creature, clearly.

(only fitting since he’s 5 m/o and teething and chewing EVERYTHING)

[Han @HannahRileyH]

@Faith_Salie As someone who was cast as Miss Hannigan (instead of Grace in my case), I can confirm that it is the best role in the show - you get to be funny and mean and crazy and it’s a blast! Way better than singing about being sad and then not being sad. You can totally steal the show!

[Meh @Spilling_The_T]

But what you don’t know is that that Coke can is not just blue, it’s not turquoise. It’s not lapis. It’s actually cerulean. And you’re also blithely unaware of the fact that in 2002, Pepsi introduced a product called Pepsi Blue. 1/3