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Owner of HamsCrochetCo on Etsy

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Happy Pride. A native american gay man was murdered, the Trump admin gutted funding for the HIV cure, and KOSA which will censor the entire internet has been reintroduced. No discourse this pride. We need bricks.

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Check out my Etsy HamsCrochetCo!! BOGO 20% off sale through January 27th!!

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@PicturesFoIder

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@ask_aubry I disagree with this. I use the toilet most of the time.

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Doctors train to have bad hand writing for HIPPA compliance.

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I’m back. Expect like 3 more tweets from me followed by years of silence. I’m good at this bird app.

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Yeah I like to live life on the edge.... of a mental breakdown (ayyy mentally ill gang)

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#NewProfilePic

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Gonna go thrifting for Christmas presents today. @prettypastelpls has set my expectations pretty high with her new series, but I have to remember to that I live in the rural midwestern US. Probably won't find anything super cool, but I can customize things ☺️

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I know you all saw my cats in cowboy hats, and I'm EXTREMELY disappointed that no one gave them the love they deserved 😡

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Oof this is a boomer tweet for sure. At least an old millennial. Do better

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The scariest thing about Halloween as an adult is that rent is due at midnight.

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Is there was a rule with praying like there is with ouija boards where if you don't say "amen" God will haunt you?

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No matter how much better my life gets, the universe always seems to find a way to send me back down. As if it's reminding me that I cannot and will not ever be happy.

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Just because someone is nice, doesn't mean you're in love with them. Just because you get along, doesn't mean you have to get married. This has been my daily reminder to me.

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@hulu please please please help @DomMitchell make an In The Flesh reboot. The fans are dying for it!!! #saveintheflesh #intheflesh

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I blame Emmett Scanlan and Rob McElhenney for my current taste in men. So do I greatly increase my tinder's age range, or sign up for Seeking Arrangements?

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Re(re) watching #InTheFlesh and, oh no, I'm emotional. It's such a good show and I'm still upset it got cancelled. Like. An amazing show. It's on Hulu (go watch it)

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My contribution to this game being a trend rn.
#amongusfanart #amongus #jokes

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My Twitter is just me talking into the void. ... I could unblock my toxic "friends" from high school... No. That's a terrible idea. Not gonna do that.