Hannah Shaal Kennedy

if you’d like to know if I’m alright, press 3

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I have started so many meetings today with “PLEASE don’t talk about #TheWhiteLotus yet I am invoking the 24 hour rule because I didn’t watch it last night!”

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Can I do my full nighttime routine at 4pm or no

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New sza album if you’re curious what I’ll be listening to on repeat till next year

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Can I justify renovating my bathroom for better reels? Or no? Is this a business expense?

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Coworker just told me they described me to their boss as the “one with supermodel hair” and please refer to me as that from now on thank you

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Very methodically not checking my bank account this weekend because I don’t need that kind of negativity in my life

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Apple latest iPhone update allows you to rotate thru multiple different options for background and screen savers which is perfect for me and all my different personalities

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Nothing like coming home after a nice childless family thanksgiving to see 3 different pregnancy announcements on my IG timeline.

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I have been shopping for 2 days straight and I have yet to buy something for all those pesky people on my Christmas list

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Manifesting phoebe bridger’s eyebrows

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I cannot wait to spend my whole paycheck the moment I wake up tomorrow

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I feel like I haven’t seen the freaking sun in daysssss

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Misery Business was on my peloton ride playlist yesterday and I’ve been emo ever since

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Rebel Wilson stole my baby name (for the baby I do not even have or am really ever planning to have, but, still)

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Wait wait wait…what if, The Nutcracker, but drag.

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Not stoned. Promise.

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Just saw a real life thumb out and everything hitchhiker

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Some dude just “ope, sorry darlin’”ed me and I wanted to puke

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Promote the new employee running the @Browns Instagram