Hannah Swor

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[Hannah Swor @HannahSwor]

Butterfingers: the official sponsor of the Carolina Panthers

[Sorry, I'm Texan @SorryImTexan]

I think I'll still with Dr Pepper. #puppymonkeybaby

[Hannah Swor @HannahSwor]

All I really want is for someone to go on spontaneous adventures with me...to like the zoo or Taco Bell or something..

[Hannah Swor @HannahSwor]

Reasons I hate dunks in the south. 1. The drive thru takes 20 minutes..when you're the only car
2. An medium iced coffee is $3....

[Hannah Swor @HannahSwor]

I could get used to JT as a country man...he just needs some boots and a hat 😏 #CMAAwards2015

[Hannah Swor @HannahSwor]

You think he meant to look like a priest? #CMAAwards2015

[Hannah Swor @HannahSwor]

Shut up rain, you're making it awfully difficult to watch Netflix all day 🙄😒

[zooey deschanel @ZooeyDeschanel]

Q. If you dress your baby in a black turtleneck is she dressed as a.)Audrey Hepburn b.)Steve Jobs or c.)Andy Warhol?

[Hannah Swor @HannahSwor]

Don't worry, I'm not alone be...there's red velvet cake

[Hannah Swor @HannahSwor]

I'm celebrating "Back to the Future" day the only proper way to celebrate....with a Back to the Future marathon

[Hannah Swor @HannahSwor]

Dude, I miss my roof #RIP19Federal https://t.co/aVJNv2EUBQ

[. @TweetLlkeAGuy]

They should really change the color of their pants..

[Hannah Swor @HannahSwor]

@shelbyslamajama ....I'll be your sister

[Hannah Swor @HannahSwor]

"It's logical you'd be afraid because normally las cucarachas have their respective heads." #inglesconnathalia

[Hannah Swor @HannahSwor]

I'm mistaken. It's a GAME called Chinese women. Not a juice. Didn't see that e there. #jugos #juegos

[Hannah Swor @HannahSwor]

There is a juice here called "Damas Chinas"...Chinese women. Interesting...

[Hannah Swor @HannahSwor]

This tweet coming at you from Tarija, Bolivia. 50 hour travel day complete 👌

[Hannah Swor @HannahSwor]

These people left their baggage unattended in the airport. I'd report them but they left it to go get tacos so, respect.