Mom to Starbucks lady- "hi do you have the caramel brûlée late?"
SL- "no im sorry we're out"
M-"ok sorry we have to leave now"
SL-"ohhhh"
M-"no I'm serious.... bye...."
*drives away*
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@BachelorABC producers do such a good job sticking to their normal picks that I already have the "roles" of this season pinned:
- the insecure one
- the crazy one
- the pot stirrer
& the "I think she's sweet but I'm not sure"
Almost just got into an accident Bc the car in front of me decided to full on slam on the breaks over a SQUIRREL! A squirrel.....
Run over it and move on bro 🙄