hannah

i love grizzly bears and other stuff.

[Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad]

BREAKING: CDC just announced that a massive outbreak of updog has started to spread

[hannah @HannahWeegman]

@mary_norkol OH MY

[ok @isabel_day]

There are 2 types of people in the world the ones who associate Hallelujah with church and the ones who associate it with Shrek

[Joseph Fink, 👻🎃healthcare is a human right🎃👻 @PlanetofFinks]

The thing about having "guns" as your hobby, is that if my hobby had turned into the number one reason of death for children, I would just find another hobby.

[Karen Attiah @KarenAttiah]

The thing about history is... these times we are living in are very, very precedented.

[hannah @HannahWeegman]

Tbh I think you should be allowed to wear your mask like an antimasker at the gym

[Tim Duffy™ @TimDuffy]

Morning coffee is for fuel but afternoon coffee is for the love of the game.

[hannah @HannahWeegman]

@savoryboi sometimes words mean more than money every will!! :) <3

[Mac @GoodPoliticGuy]

this headline from Australia is honestly the most accurate one I’ve seen so far

[zellie @zellieimani]

Pretty much

[hannah @HannahWeegman]

Instead of March Madness let's put all the streaming services in a bracket and the winning platform gets every show and movie ever

[hannah @HannahWeegman]

@isabel_day joey said yes

[blair wadsworth @joshieyamaguchi]

Y’all explaining stocks to me:

All I hear: “IF JACK GOT 4 APPLESSSSS”🗣

[Ilhan Omar @IlhanMN]

Today we celebrate 🎉

[Cleo Abram @cleoabram]

today’s the last day a woman has never been vice president

[hannah @HannahWeegman]

Trash day at the white house!

[linda belcher⚜️ @bourbonbay]

I wish George Floyd was asked nicely. I wish Breonna Taylor was asked nicely. I wish Trayvon Martin was asked nicely. I wish Philando Castile was asked nicely. I wish Eric Garner was asked nicely. I wish Michael Brown was asked nicely. I wish Tamir Rice was asked nicely. I wish..

[Ben Yahr @benyahr]

*Cha Cha Slide voice*

IMPEACH TWO TIMES