Working on any film set is like "Ok copy to 10-2, we're 86 on Martini, but take is still on Abbey Singer- did you hear the Key's Walkie Key? Check the Dump with the DIT then tell BB to run a line in the Honeywagon. DO NOT send call sheet until 0300"
if I had a boyfriend I would give him a little hat. tiny, so much tinier than you are picturing. and I would send him on a quest to find an animal to wear that hat, and only THEN would he be worthy of my hand