Hannah Mathes

television, movies, writing, etc

[Hannah Mathes @Hannah_Mathes]

got too deep with the AT&T customer service guy on the phone, now he’s talking about “dogs understand their mortality”

[indie @INDIEWASHERE]

me at fourteen for some reason

[toni collette stan account @HarryPhillips15]

WAITTTTT because sometimes the hat is going to fall off but it is going to be okay

[Gale Na @poisonjr]

depression is fucking stupid. you slept in jeans? like a hitman?

[Eli Manning @EliManning]

First time riding the subway!

[chlobuchar @me_im_chloe]

when I wake up in the morning on my couch with the lights on

[sophie @netcapgirl]

bro did you really just mix up e.g. and i.e. in front of the hoes

[Hannah Mathes @Hannah_Mathes]

Hate to say it but this is the shit I’ve been liking now that likes are private

[Brat 🖤⛓️ @TheTayMarie]

I just seen a TikTok that said "the longer you stay on the wrong train, the more expensive it is to get home."

........... bitch

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

Everybody saying “fuck Moo Deng” like she voted for him—god forbid a woman sees society for what it is

[Hannah Mathes @Hannah_Mathes]

and to make matters worse I have to put on a bra today

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

I haven’t felt this confident democrats were gonna win since 2016

[Hannah Mathes @Hannah_Mathes]

I hate gay Halloween not because of the costumes I’m just homophobic

[Patrick Doran @lunch_enjoyer]

missed out on the Juul class action lawsuit

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

i actually LOVE that it gets dark at 7pm now. now i can start Reckoning With My Own Insignificance earlier. really frees up the rest of the evening for Mourning What Could Have Been

[Hannah Mathes @Hannah_Mathes]

@awhizzle17 So here for this

[Hannah Mathes @Hannah_Mathes]

They should invent doctor appointments that start on time