Hannah Wisden

[trash jones @jzux]

happy national boyfriend day to all my cashiers at trader joe’s

[Anne Sundell @anne_sundell]

plane intercom: “is there a doctor on board??”

me rising out of my seat: “and are they single??”

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

I have gotten the vaccine, the booster, the flu shot, and also actual covid. So legally I think nothing should be allowed to happen to me now

[abby govindan @abbygov]

“I’m an empath” -the worst person you have ever met

[˗ˋˏ*̣̩⋆̩ 𝚍𝚎𝚕𝚊𝚗𝚒𝚎 ⋆̩*̣̩ˎˊ˗ @FrickinDelanie]

it’s called fashion. look it up.

[Grey's Anatomy @GreysABC]

We need a minute.

[Kafka, Esq. 🧌 @metalgearobama]

To not even wear a mask when it would protect your identity while committing crimes is so fucking funny

[Yvie Belle Yvie @AdamantxYves]

- My dad (driving my car): How long has your car been doing this?
- Me: ...Doing what?

[Louis The Child @LouisTheChild]

You know the vibes

[Cori Bush @CoriBush]

#BreonnaTaylor should be celebrating Christmas today loved ones. But bc Brett Hankison, Jonathan Mattingly, and Myles Cosgrove had no respect for her black life, her family mourns instead. We will continue to fight for every person/family affected by police violence.

[nikki bikki @nikkiii_x0]

The sexual tension between me and moving to Denver to start a new life

[‧͙⁺˚*･༓ abrienne ༓･*˚⁺‧͙ @siighchedelic]

what is joe bidens plan for bringing the cheesy potato loaded griller back to taco bell

[Andrea Russett @AndreaRussett]

i wanna time travel back to the era of check yes juliet by we the kings

[Gonzo @Vic_Goes]

Tr*mp supporters really abt to be like, "Biden only won cause they counted the ballots"

[Laura Peek @laurapeek_]

Can’t believe they’re letting this ruin their friendship

[OG Slim @Jody_McFly]

All Lives Matter crowd don’t think All Votes Matter???