Hannah Schneider

Your new best friend

[Hannah Schneider @Hannah___]

"Just cuz your eyebrows are perfect doesn't mean you are"

[eli yudin @eliyudin]

Over 30 Twitter any tips on fixing an extremely painful neck strain caused by “going to sleep”

[Emma Gray @emmaladyrose]

jesus. please please please get vaccinated. https://t.co/PeMnGU8Edn

[Emily Vaughn @Emilyvaughnx]

my dog: *does absolutely nothing*

me: i am so proud of you

[Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler]

The most exhausting part of being a white man has got to be coming up with clever signs.

[Quilliam @nyquills]

Them: sweet dreams!

My Dreams:

[Laurazepam @andlikelaura]

could a depressed person do this? [changes from nighttime pajamas to daytime pajamas]

[Vanessa Ramos @thatRamosgirl]

Normalize sending doughnuts instead of flowers.

[maybe: clare @clur19]

Dreaming about the day that TikTok will tell you if your friend has already liked the video you’re about to send them

[Hannah Schneider @Hannah___]

@taradise_lost Thank you, I really needed to hear that 💖💖💖

[Hannah Schneider @Hannah___]

Ok but is anyone else just at their wits end with quarantine? I’m gonna lose it realllll soon

[Hannah Schneider @Hannah___]

@ria_mukerji Dude Noah is about to go to Albuquerque FOR HIS NEW JOB and take a hot air balloon!

[maybe: clare @clur19]

Are you guys just pretending to like matcha or what

[Anya Volz @AnyaVolz]

the only news I have the bandwidth for today

[Hannah Schneider @Hannah___]

I’m so fucking sick of seeing celebrities and influencers traveling and enjoying vacations you are not special go the fuck home

[Hannah Schneider @Hannah___]

@ria_mukerji Ur my best friend

[s h e n n a 💛✨🦋 @shenna_brook]

marry the person who adds to your life, who boosts your confidence, influences good decisions, works hard, saves, builds towards a future, picks you up during the hard times, shows up for you during the good, is soft with your heart, gentle with your body & loves you selflessly

[Hannah Schneider @Hannah___]

@superjennaa Is thinktank like drunktank? Asking for a friend #college

[Hannah Schneider @Hannah___]

@fayecwhite Dang, time flies. Love you ♥️

[Hannah Schneider @Hannah___]

@Lydiaatthedisco SAME HAHA