Hannah

smooth criminal

[Courtney Conquers @courtneyconquer]

I can’t believe 2026 saw Canadians start out Canadian, get told by TikTok that we’re Chinese now, narrowly escape getting forced to become American, experience the Super Bowl reveal that we’re LATIN American, and now suddenly we’re European, what a year it’s been

[clarissa! @quinnsedgework]

benito basically said yall know i'm canada down

[FactPost @factpostnews]

WATCH: Bad Bunny's entire Super Bowl halftime show performance, featuring Lady Gaga and Ricky Martin.

[vi @ViLettuce]

Streets saying Bounty™ is 10x more absorbent than the leading 2-ply ordinary brand???

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

When kids go through that big teeth phase I be irritated move beaver !

[bobby @bobby]

my two-year-old often asks me what strangers’ names are and i always make up something weird like Shubby or Bembo and apparently she’s been paying attention because we saw a deer on the way home and i heard her say quietly to herself in the back seat “i think his name is…Jimbus”

[doxie @doxie_gay]

party rock is in the mouse tonighttt piece of cheese im gonna take a big biteee

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

humbled and honored to announce that I’m having another hotdog

[chels! ☻ @femmenart]

i love SWIMMING!!!!!! i love WATER!!!!!! i love the ocean and pools and lakes and RIVERS!!!!!!

[Ernest Strawfield @FKAGEORGEY]

why do people draw pictures of the sun wearing sunglasses?? is he hiding from himself?? much to think about.. more tweets from me later..

[wor$⃝t gallbladder in america @rornronrnron]

boston ppl when their friend is trying to drive drunk:

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

it’s barefoot contessa 2025, baby. we’re buying flowers so the house looks beautiful. we’re baking chocolate peanut-butter cupcakes just because. we’re having fabulous dinner parties to celebrate our friends’ successes. we’re having dessert after lunch, & then again after dinner!

[Dustin Cone @Dustin_Cone]

Kristin Chenoweth announces her 2025 New Years Resolution is to “not have any more Coke……COCA COLA”
#CNNNYE #NewYear2025 #Wicked

[Pandy Fackler ❄️ @ThatBrenna]

The only squat I'm doing is diddly

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

Celery, what a treat. Hairy water.

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

I know a box of Cheez Its hate to see me coming