Hannah ✨💫

🔸Lover of all things cheese 🧀 🔸procrastination enthusiast ⏰ 🔸Mom

[Hannah ✨💫 @Hannah_sthetic]

Last thing I’m gonna do is argue with a girl whos got shit hanging from the bottom of her car 😂😂 you got bigger fish to fry babe

[Hannah ✨💫 @Hannah_sthetic]

You ever wish somebody would just SHUT THE FUCK UP….

[Hannah ✨💫 @Hannah_sthetic]

Talking about somebody’s teeth as a man who is NO taller than 5’4 is crazy

[Hannah ✨💫 @Hannah_sthetic]

Red delicious apples are probably the least delicious apple 😐

[Hannah ✨💫 @Hannah_sthetic]

It’s that time of year when everything is cold and wet and dark 🙄 please don’t piss me off 😅

[Hannah ✨💫 @Hannah_sthetic]

I can’t keep door dashing lunch, but these frozen meals can suck a fat weenie 😭😭

[Hannah ✨💫 @Hannah_sthetic]

I just want to get drunk and go bowling, Damn! 😂🥲

[Hannah ✨💫 @Hannah_sthetic]

Subway piss me off talking bout the 4th footling is free…… I want the $5 foot long back

[Hannah ✨💫 @Hannah_sthetic]

It’s crazy girls still think being a bitch is cute

[Hannah ✨💫 @Hannah_sthetic]

Financing a dog and then complaining about the price of veterinary care is ACTUALLY insane

[Hannah ✨💫 @Hannah_sthetic]

About to be blocked from my second hometown community page because of some fragile old man who can’t handle someone disagreeing with him. Fuck I hate it here 🤣🤣

[Hannah ✨💫 @Hannah_sthetic]

wtf kind of drug is in that Diet Coke?

[Hannah ✨💫 @Hannah_sthetic]

Y’all piss me off not having your kids in a car seat/seatbelt like they supposed to be. Like full on not even strapped in. Y’all really don’t gaf about your kids and that’s gross.

[Hannah ✨💫 @Hannah_sthetic]

Hate telling people where I work cause they automatically start telling me what’s wrong with their animals…🙃

[The Ginger Swindler @lilydsmith]

this heat is not joke people, please stay safe. if you feel like you are close to heat exhaustion please listen to your body, find the closest mexican restaurant and order their largest margarita.

[Hannah ✨💫 @Hannah_sthetic]

Y’all piss me off! Learn the difference between sale and sell

[Hannah ✨💫 @Hannah_sthetic]

I love a pretty bitch in gold jewelry. I wish it looked good on me so bad. 🥲

[Hannah ✨💫 @Hannah_sthetic]

Ima burn my mouth every time, eating the pizza straight out the oven. Every time.

[Hannah ✨💫 @Hannah_sthetic]

lol I ain’t never being nice to nobody again. From now on I’m mean. Don’t bother me 😂

[Hannah ✨💫 @Hannah_sthetic]

I really don’t understand how some people are actually so dim. Like how have you made it this far?