your waitress isn’t responsible for how slow the food gets out your cashier isn’t responsible for the change in prices and your nurse isn’t responsible for how terrible your insurance is stop yelling at people who are doing their jobs
psa sorry if I ever insult you by trying to finish your sentence or if i cut you off only to assume what you’re about to say.... it’s a bad habit & i think it’s just my way of showing u that I’m paying attention to what you’re saying !
White House Staffer, choking through tears - "I... guess... we could... use the... Lincoln gravy boats... for the... Mc... the McNug... the McNugget sauces." 😭😭😭
will be sending my parent’s neighbors the vet bill for my dog having ptsd from the excessive dynamite they have been exploding since the ripe hour of 7am
yee yee !!!