Hannah Curtsinger

Nashville where I be

[Spac𝑒 @sadcrib]

chick fila need a bunch of sinners to work sundays

[Hannah Curtsinger @HannahhCurt]

@MCTurnage You're welcome!

[Hannah Curtsinger @HannahhCurt]

No that is not a shot of jager, that is a shot glass filled with teriyaki sauce....cuz ya girl doesn't own a ramekin or apparently any self respect #ghetto 😂

[Hannah Curtsinger @HannahhCurt]

@hndonovan 😭 I'm sorry, my heart breaks for you 💔

[Hannah Curtsinger @HannahhCurt]

@thelastannazon Um holy shit, fucking babe alert...I know you're not single but if you're ever reconsidering hmu 😘😍❤️

[Hannah Curtsinger @HannahhCurt]

Just overheard a woman at Target tell what appeared to be her husband, that no he could not get popcorn.

Ma'am, if you're husband is willing to go to target with you, he better get whatever he damn well pleases.

[Hannah Curtsinger @HannahhCurt]

@Hannah_Uriah Haha it's intriguing and all the actors are gorgeous so that always helps..just couldn't get past that part

[Hannah Curtsinger @HannahhCurt]

Don't understand the obsession with the new Netflix show YOU..he jacked off to her on the street staring into her apartment at night. W. T. F. Couldn't make it more than 20 mins in. Thanks but no thanks.

[Hannah Curtsinger @HannahhCurt]

Why is this so funny to me?? I've watched it six times now 😂😂

[Hannah Curtsinger @HannahhCurt]

It's freaking snowing in NC, wtf?!?? I'm not ready!! 😭😭 This is what I get for moving to the mountains, I should have known better!

[Hannah Curtsinger @HannahhCurt]

In case any other nerds out there weren't aware...Jeopardy! Is on netflix! Night made! 😁

[bradlee @boujeesIut]

me caIIing my dad when i’m getting an oil change and they say i need something else done

[Hannah Curtsinger @HannahhCurt]

@Liz_DeForest I've lived in NC for 7 months & still haven't seen a bear. I'm disappointed.

[Hannah Curtsinger @HannahhCurt]

@Kallie_Butler Oh my gosh, right?!?

Love this, so accurate!! 💖

[Katie Forbis @MelissaKate8]

Hey Twitter, can you help me make this little boy the happiest kid on the planet? My nephew needs his Pup back!

[Lin-Manuel Miranda @Lin_Manuel]

Gmorning from the younger version of you
Who couldn’t wait to be you at this age right now

[Hannah Curtsinger @HannahhCurt]

In Michaels craft store & I hear a dad sarcastically make this statement to his son:
This is America where we capitalize on creativity #true

[walker @walkercapl]

Why Aren't Millennials Selling Their Hair To Purchase Their Boyfriend A Watch Fob Only To Discover That Their Boyfriend Has Sold His Watch To Purchase Them Hair Combs Rendering Both Gifts Useless But Creating Tangible Proof Of Their Love For Each Other (Though Now They Are Broke)

[Hannah Curtsinger @HannahhCurt]

@thatabbygirl This is the most Abby Chapman post of all time. You and your Christmas movies!!😂😂😂