Hannah doesn’t care 🫩

Verified Not Olivia Macklin 🫥 Verified possibly Burt Macklin 🕶️ Verified #unbothered 🐛

[Hannah doesn’t care 🫩 @HannahtheNinja]

Saying something louder, longer, more times, and with more anger doesn’t make it more true.

I already posted this once, but I think it most succinctly summarizes my feelings. You can keep screaming into the void. I’m not listening. And neither, I’m pretty sure, is anyone else

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@_adamruz Apparently she’s also fluent in German. A woman of so very many talents.

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Hey bestie, can you help me find your soccer stats? Because a Google search with your maiden name, high school, and town was bone dry. Thanks in advance!

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@Draven1683 Where are y’all watching? They’re not showing any commercials on Peacock…

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Not a bad day to be half-Japanese! ☺️

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Other highlights:

“A typical soccer player can lose anywhere from 1 to 3 litres of sweat during a match”

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“Ideally, they should consume 150-350 mL of a sports drink every 15-20 minutes, depending on the intensity of exertion and weather conditions.” - International Soccer Science & Performance Federation

https://t.co/A2kFUYpHnB

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Gooooool Curaçao!!!

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Honeysuckle, I proudly admit that I haven’t ever played soccer. Even I know that citing “on the bench” as a reasonable water break is crazy talk.

The word “break” implies an interruption in play. Not before or after. At that point, they might as well have a full steak dinner.

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@470Netti I grew up watching/playing sports with quarters. It seems like such a nothing burger to me. Until I hear actual WC players complain, I remain adamantly pro hydration!

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People complaining about effing water breaks? Google rhabdomyolsis and get back to me. Or, you know, learn basic human physiology. Heaven forbid a sport take steps to protect its players.

🙄

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@470Netti “When I played soccer, blah blah blah…”

It is summer, and some of the locales are more prone to heat than others (afternoon in LA would be much warmer than evening in Boston). But yeah. With their level of exertion, I think it’s a good idea. I wonder what the players think

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#breakingcontainment

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So happy for Morocco! I’ve had a special connection to that nation ever since traveling there during college.

#FIFA #CopaMundial

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Oh, honey, they won the first GAME. There’s still so much soccer left to go. First World Cup?

And what does Dr. House have to do with it?

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I’m about ready to throw hands at whoever designed today’s Connections puzzle…

#mybrainisfried

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Gee, I wonder why she doesn’t tell you things. Couldn’t possibly be because you’re posting her on Twitter with little to no context.

Most parents don’t have to steal videos of their kids from TikTok.

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@MandatoryJLS @Lindstead4ever @matthewwilson24 @10_1Sniffles She’s still got “Lindstead” in her handle in the big year of 2026, soooo…

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@DebbieSzalanski I’ve lost count of how many Covid vaccines I’ve gotten. I’m so freaking tired of the virus being used as a political weapon in either direction. Simone Biles uploaded a video of her flipping around in her backyard a few days ago. No indication that she’s been ill. Such a stretch

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@DebbieSzalanski I just… from a clinical standpoint, jumping from the teensiest bit of info to her detailed explanation… like just go to medical school at that point. If you can diagnose people you’ve never met just from knowing their HR, you’d quickly become famous and rich