Matthew Hanna

[Matthew Hanna @Hanner82]

Beautiful sunset. #blessed

[Matthew Hanna @Hanner82]

If you got a late start to planting because you run dog shit equipment, go to track meets and have outside work responsibilities to support your stupid farming habit…
Do not calculate your planted acres in percentages.
2.25% planted

[Matthew Hanna @Hanner82]

Yeah, but Bills super bowl futures are free money.#stupid #circlethewagons

[Kevin Carpenter @kejca]

Warren Buffett: "[Gambling] is a tax on stupidity."

"Rich people love [legalized gambling] because they don't have to pay. To the extent that states raise money from people who the dollar really means something to them, it actually relieves the taxes on me or other rich people. It's not direct, but it's the net effect."

"I don't like things that make a sucker out of people. I don't think the function of the government is to play its people for suckers."

[Matthew Hanna @Hanner82]

@exumeh @BussinWTB Sad if true.

[Matthew Hanna @Hanner82]

They can never say never, ever again! #gbr

[Matthew Hanna @Hanner82]

@samhoiberg @thederekmick @HuskerMBB The one on the right looks Turkish.

[Matt Schick @ESPN_Schick]

One of the greatest moments in broadcast history.

Take a bow, Kent Pavelka.

And yes, it will make @schicknickshow.
Many thanks.

[Matthew Hanna @Hanner82]

As a player/coach, moral wins are bs. There are “things to build on” but that’s not a win. Ever heard a team say, “moral victory on 3! 1,2,3!” However, as a fan? Absolutely. Huge win. #gbr

[Matthew Hanna @Hanner82]

If we lose to this young lady tomorrow, I quit. Seriously. Until next year. #circlethewagons

[Matthew Hanna @Hanner82]

Remember, you can’t control your talent, but you can control how many cornfield practice swings you execute. #grind #2026cup #noexcuses #nooffseason #notpanksomeoneelse

[Matthew Hanna @Hanner82]

Happy Sunday evening to everyone except the Bills fans who left early. I hope you stub your toe on your dead dog. #circlethewagons

[Matthew Hanna @Hanner82]

Take note USDA! I’ve noticed an unusual amount of AIDS pressure this year as well, particularly in (insert competitive brand).

[Deborah Dauwner @DoubleDauwn]

Just drove past a field of hailed out corn in western ND. Also it appeared to have tassel wrap, poor pollination, rootworm, and possibly AIDS. My new national corn yield estimate is 4.1 bpa. I now believe we will be importing corn from China.

[Matthew Hanna @Hanner82]

@Nebraskero Is this AI?

[Matthew Hanna @Hanner82]

@Tmorg1776 @RobinWashut @Sean_Callahan @HuskersRadio Great take. Pussy boys are the worst. Congrats on permeates, You’re correct. it’s obvious they don’t try/care. Truly insightful.

[Matthew Hanna @Hanner82]

@BillsMusee 3? I’d commit a couple of white collar felonies for 1…

[Matthew Hanna @Hanner82]

@BuffaloBills by a billion!

[Matthew Hanna @Hanner82]

Good morning and have a great day everyone! (Except Broncos fans. I hope you stub your toe, slip on ice and your car won’t start. I also hope your football team loses.) #circlethewagons

[Matthew Hanna @Hanner82]

He’s sure smiling big for being unemployed.

[Matthew Hanna @Hanner82]

Dad quit his job last week after 42 years. They say quitters never win but he’s sure happy about it.