Hannah Parry

get groovy or leave, man

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Microsoft Teams is already terrible, but changing your status from green to yellow because you haven’t moved your mouse in 5 minutes is diabolical. And you can’t override it. Whoever designed this, I hope both sides of your pillow are permanently warm.

[S★ @xxyllinn]

I don’t want to "download the app" to pay for parking. I don’t want to "create an account" to see a menu. I don’t want to "provide feedback" on a 30-second interaction. I just want to exist in the physical world without a digital leash.

[Your Uncle Rog @RogerMpls]

Look, this Wild vs Stars series has been incredible but neither team deserves to face each other in Round 1. And, Colorado doesn't deserve to face the winner, in Round 2. Gary Bettman is presiding over a disastrous playoff format in the @NHL. Fire Bettman! @mnwild @DallasStars

[TBFlyer @TBFlyer]

Again, 10 seconds after hockey ends, ESPN is immediately covering the NFL. Get hockey off of this garbage network. If you’re going to have hockey, be all in. Full pre and post game shows like TNT.

[harley ²⁷ ⭐️ @harrleigh27]

IT’S DALLAS STARS GAME DAY. WHATEVER YOU DID ON MONDAY, DO IT AGAIN TODAY.

[TONY™ @TONYxTWO]

Clarence Thomas every time he hears Ketanji Brown Jackson speak 😭

[Sean Davis @seanmdav]

Dear @SouthwestAir: Your new seating rules and boarding procedures are a DISASTER.

Boarding is chaos. Deboarding is even worse. Your new boarding order leads to front bins being filled by back seaters before longtime A-Listers even board. This leads to madness upon deboarding as people go against the flow of traffic to get the carry-ons they had to stash 20 rows behind them.

And because you no longer allow two bags to be checked for free, there are way more carry-ons, which only leads to longer boarding and deboarding times.

There’s simply no reason to fly Southwest anymore. You don’t have the lowest fares. Miles and status don’t matter because of how badly you dorked up boarding. And the service quality has gone waaaaay down, with fun and cheery flight attendants being replaced by nasty, bossy cranks with bad attitudes.

It doesn’t have to be this way. You used to be the best. You should go back to doing the things that made Southwest different and great.

[blashdril @blashdril]

I have a controversial take but hear me out: nhl arenas should take care of all the pregame activities BEFORE the “7:00” puck drop so the puck can actually drop at 7:00

[Hannah Parry @HannieParry]

@RQA @coldxman I never thought about it like this, but you may on to something here

[Michael Knowles @michaeljknowles]

Charlie Kirk would have been president. His friends knew it. His admirers knew it. And his enemies knew it.

This universal confidence in Charlie’s future began with his countless political accomplishments. At 18, he founded Turning Point USA, which went on to become the most important cultural organization on the American Right. By 22, he was addressing the Republican National Convention. Three years later, he founded Turning Point Action, which led the get-out-the-vote efforts that delivered the first Republican popular vote victory in twenty years. In his spare time, Charlie published five books, hosted a national talk show, married a lovely wife, and fathered two beautiful children. All of that by 31.

Charlie’s appearance inspired as much confidence as his accomplishments. At a towering six-foot-five slouching, he joked that he had descended from the Nephilim—the giant “fallen ones” of the Old Testament. He might have been born with such a nature, as are we all, but he was not content to remain so. Charlie loved his Savior. The zeal with which he debated politics paled in comparison to the excitement with which he discussed religion. And his religious life bore fruit.

Turning Point launched a Faith division to focus specifically on his followers’ souls. There too, Charlie’s enthusiasm for open debate set the tone, as he invited atheists and even Catholics to take part. But he didn’t need a specific religious conference to convey his faith. Charlie Kirk’s religion bore fruit in everything he did.

Discerning observers believed in Charlie Kirk, not chiefly for his accolades or his appearance, but for his manifest virtue. Charlie’s prudence, the principal virtue in politics, built a generational coalition that helped to transform the American government. His temperance distinguished him as one of the few on the Right to eschew whisky, cigars, and every other delight that might have distracted him from his purpose, for which he had so little time. His sense of justice produced clarity in moral vision and grace for his opponents. His fortitude impelled him to enter the public square without a hint of servile fear.

Charlie’s only fear was the holy sort—awe and wonder, the beginning of wisdom—and his clearest virtues were theological: faith, hope, and charity. We mourn his death, we take up his cause, and we entrust him, as he confidently entrusted himself, to God’s care.

[Glenn Beck @glennbeck]

1/
The Epstein “Evidence List” isn’t just damning—it’s clarifying. No matter what you believe about Epstein’s past or fate, five conclusions can be logically drawn from the material seized.
This thread is for anyone who still cares about truth. 🧵

[Patrick Casey @restoreorderusa]

We'll see if the ceasefire lasts. I don't think this is totally over.

What's clear, though, is that we aren't getting another "forever war," let alone WW3.

Voicing your opposition to increased U.S. involvement was well and good. Panicking and denouncing MAGA was not.

[Luigi Gatto @gigicat7_]

Throwback to 2007 Roland Garros when Federer, Nadal and Djokovic all sang karaoke in France TV booth 😂😍

[SarahCollette✨ @HanickSarah]

Petition to let the home arena announcers be the national broadcast announcers for the conference finals

[Cody @CodyFrancez]

Ladies and gentlemen

Please enjoy Thomas Harley’s overtime goal in Game 6 with the Titanic music overtop of it

#TexasHockey

[Hannah Parry @HannieParry]

@torille_ @POSTGAMEBEERSSS the MOOTERUS

[Paul A. Szypula 🇺🇸 @Bubblebathgirl]

SAY HIS NAME: AUSTIN METCALF

- MVP Frisco Memorial High School Football
- National Honors Society
- Near perfect GPA

The Texan (17) was fatally st*bbed in the chest by Karmelo Anthony (17) at a Texas track meet.

Legacy media would call this a hate crime if races were reversed.

[Byron Donalds @ByronDonalds]

Make America Fun Again 🇺🇸 #TrumpDance

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

I am thrilled to announce Robert F. Kennedy Jr. as The United States Secretary of Health and Human Services (HHS). For too long, Americans have been crushed by the industrial food complex and drug companies who have engaged in deception, misinformation, and disinformation when it comes to Public Health. The Safety and Health of all Americans is the most important role of any Administration, and HHS will play a big role in helping ensure that everybody will be protected from harmful chemicals, pollutants, pesticides, pharmaceutical products, and food additives that have contributed to the overwhelming Health Crisis in this Country. Mr. Kennedy will restore these Agencies to the traditions of Gold Standard Scientific Research, and beacons of Transparency, to end the Chronic Disease epidemic, and to Make America Great and Healthy Again!