Hanoumatoi

He/him Fastest to ever beat Diablo 3:ROS

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I broke the 36 minute barrier and beat Diablo 3 in 35:59!!
https://t.co/4cigBytNgG

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@DarkHorseComics Worth the wait. It’s gorgeous and feels great too.

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@maskofbun I bought and read How to Lose the Time War on your recommendation, and now this has finally arrived!!

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@GavinNewsom Fuck you, piece of shit haircut. You have time after destroying the property of homeless people to come pretend you care about people?

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@BruneElections @IrishPatri0t 9.4m now with 30 seats to go.

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@1996ID4 That’s not correct, SETI said the signal was coming FROM the moon.

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@seacaptainpolls Brian

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@choochoobear My kid back at age 1-5 would only ever fall asleep within 3 minutes from home on car rides, no matter how long the ride was. We never once successfully got him into the house without waking him up.

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@midnight_pals "Chris M. Barkley on 2/22, @ 8:52 pm said:
16) I think that Bitter may have misspelled my name on purpose, but that made the thread EVEN FUNNIER to me!!!!!
I’m DEFINITELY going to print this up and frame it! It’s ALMOST as good as winning an actual Hugo Award.
I guess…
Chris B."

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@midnight_pals Not sure if you spotted:
https://t.co/5MNr3HlKte

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@TheAtlantic @BradWilcoxIFS “I would like to get married.” And
“I do not mind if other people do not get married” are not in conflict, unless you assume that everyone must want what you want. Turns out people have different goals and desires! I have a kid, my sister does not, that’s not hypocrisy!

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@NianticHelp My wife and I can't log our phones into our kid's Pokemon Go account anymore, we're getting an error that says it needs our permission to access his Pokemon Trainer Account, but he's had permission for years, and the website says he has permission. Save our streak!

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@Jason Have you paid out your bet with @DefectorMedia yet?

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@TheMaeMartin Wife and I just watched Episode 5 of your Taskmaster series, and she wanted to say that she thought you were robbed, and deserved 7 points for the fake cold read. Absolutely brilliant. Looking forward to what you send with Kiell for Champion of Champions!

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@javadesq Thank you for your vigorous defense of your clients and also your bringing all of this to light!

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I made a very niche meme.

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Look what I got today!!
@girlgenius dice calendar!

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@michaelharriot https://t.co/dcPoqZDCRN

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@Miriammokaay Sent you three codes. Good luck

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@RattoIndy Someone made this. I thought you should be warned.

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@maraisbored Bravo.